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    Could that be fake news?

    Maybe.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dave2010 View Post
    Could that be fake news?

    Maybe.
    Doubt it. Fake news is usually generated by people with some sort of agenda. I can't see any capital to be gained from this story.
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    Reminds me of the gent who when pulling his trousers down, his girl says, “who do you plan to please with that little thing?”, and he replayed, “Me, mostly!”

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    You may have heard it's difficult to get an erection with a very big one - it's not true!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pigmy Pony View Post
    When I went to have my breeding tackle seen off in 1990, they started with a local injection to my right one, then my left. Not nice at all. After a couple of minutes he got to work. A bit uncomfortable, but it was quickly over. Then he said, "Right, just the left side to do now". That's where the fun started. He obviously noticed my toes curling, and suggested I could have a bit more 'local'. Didn't fancy another go with the needle so I said I'll be fine. Then he touched something, and after scraping me off the ceiling, insisted on more anaesthetic.

    I don't know, the 'lengths' some people will go to, to please the laydees. I can't understand anyone volunteering to have work done 'down there'. Personally I'd rather be a billionaire with a little willy, than be a skint 'tripod'.
    Oh..I've had that done too...after the third child....and that was a walk in the park, compared to the circumcision....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Len Co View Post
    You may have heard it's difficult to get an erection with a very big one - it's not true!
    Sounds like you're blowing your own trumpet!
    I just dropped in, to see what condition my condition was in

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    Quote Originally Posted by Len Co View Post
    You may have heard it's difficult to get an erection with a very big one - it's not true!
    I have the same trouble , I pass out , Not enough blood for both of us
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    It's hard for it to swell when it's tucked into your sock.

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    I must have lucky ! No complications


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    They used to call me Jake the Peg at school, when I went in the showers all the other boys left. These days I can't pee into the toilet without leaning over it, with one hand on the wall to prop me up. I may even take up sitting for me morning slash
    I just dropped in, to see what condition my condition was in

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