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    Quote Originally Posted by Pigmy Pony View Post
    I sent them an internet sky-letter enquiring (in my best Chinese) whether it came with a plastic roof to keep the dust off, but the reply was indecipherable
    Did you write in actual Mandarin or in English with the words spelt in a Chinese accent?

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    I had help - my friend at the "Great Wall" takeaway tells me he used Cantonese.
    Excuse me, are you the Judean People's Front?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crackles View Post
    Did you write in actual Mandarin or in English with the words spelt in a Chinese accent?

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    The latter would make him a bit of a plick
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gaz View Post
    The latter would make him a bit of a plick
    Agreed. Luckily he got help from his fliend.

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    In return I help him with his English, but he still asks his customers if they want sore finger on their chips.
    Excuse me, are you the Judean People's Front?

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    I asked my chinese girlfriend for a 69 last night.
    She said i'm not doing egg fried rice at 2 in the morning....


    Im here all week.

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    Better watch out, she could have dropped the squid on you!
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    Quote Originally Posted by sumday View Post
    I asked my chinese girlfriend for a 69 last night.
    She said i'm not doing egg fried rice at 2 in the morning....


    Im here all week.
    Nowt worse than a lazy bird! I suggest you bin her and order another one. Simply go on the Hungry Ho's app Don't bother with Just Eat - as the name implies, no sex to be had there.
    Excuse me, are you the Judean People's Front?

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    He he he!

    Glad I'm all digital now...no more sticking things on pols ore playing with the "up/Down pole"
    Wonder what the pickup might be called...!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pigmy Pony View Post
    What's beef szechuan got to do with it?
    https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/%E8%83%A1%E8%AF%B4
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