SPOTFIRE delay

[Bigman80]

That's a new one for me.

An all too vivid image that I can't now get out of my head.

Thanks for that.

Hope you get better soon.

Sorry mate.

Arse like a Wizards sleeve.

Is that any better? I've got more!

[wee tee cee]

arse like a half eaten blood orange....

arse like a unidirectional spout....

[Bigman80]

arse like a half eaten blood orange....

arse like a unidirectional spout....

quality

[Ian7633]

I really sympathise with you Olie, when my IBS flares up I can best describe it as inter gastrinal aramageddon with a arse like a Flanders poppy. Get well soon matey.

[reddave]

Arse like a Japanese flag. Nearly passed out running for the loo. Luckily I landed in the wardrobe. Lucky too as the door was open or I'd have smashed through it.

sympathy for your predicament, but this had me in stitches.
In the wardrobe was lucky ? I was nearly in tears laughing at what options b and c could have been
Then
blood orange
unidirectional spout
got to write these down to subtly drop into a future conversation. Just awesome.

[Bigman80]

Haha, glad it lightened your day mate.

Yes! Lucky. I'd have broken the doors and that would be a pretty penny to replace. Thankfully I landed in the clothes and bounced out.

Got to say this bug has knocked me right off my feet and that doesn't happen often.

Enjoy dropping those out over the festive period. We should start a thread on the best ones lol.