Bye Bye cigs?

[walpurgis]

If didn't say it tasted as bad as cabbage ...

Nothing in this world tastes as bad as cabbage

I really like cabbage..................and brussel sprouts...........and smelly cheeses.........and cottage cheese......and parsnips!

[Marco]

If didn't say it tasted as bad as cabbage ...

Nothing in this world tastes as bad as cabbage

Well, I love cabbage! Perhaps you're not cooking it right, and boiling it to buggery (which makes it produce that foul 'farty' smell and taste), instead of steaming it, then stirring it in some butter, along with adding a pinch of nutmeg and plenty of ground black [or even white] pepper, before serving it?

Clue: once cooked it should have some bite and texture, and not simply be a pile of sloppy mush

Marco.

[walpurgis]

You have to know the right brand to get you started - after that, the rest is child's play ....

You got that a bit wrong.

Here you go!

[mikmas]

Well, I love cabbage! Perhaps you're not cooking it right, and boiling it to buggery (which makes it produce that foul 'farty' smell and taste), instead of steaming it, then stirring it in some butter, along with and adding a pinch of nutmeg and some ground black pepper, before serving it.

The best way to cook cabbage is to douse it in petrol and apply a blow torch .... or insert a stick of dynamite and light the fuse.

[mikmas]

You got that a bit wrong.

Here you go!

Thank the lord I managed to kick that brand into touch a long long time ago .... along with wacky mushrooms and pills that make you talk utter shite for hours

[mikmas]

I really like cabbage..................and brussel sprouts...........and smelly cheeses.........and cottage cheese......and parsnips!

At least you got three right

[walpurgis]

At least you got three right

I forgot Marmite.

[mikmas]

I forgot Marmite.

That'll be four then ... I love the stuff (and brussel sprouts ... and cottage cheese .. and especially parsnips)

[Marco]

The best way to cook cabbage is to douse it in petrol and apply a blow torch .... or insert a stick of dynamite and light the fuse.

Lol... I'd bet you any money you'd love the cabbage we make, so you should visit to test it out. You'll either leave richer or learn something new!

Let me guess, you've got bad memories of cabbage from some horrid school dinners you ate, back in the day? That's often the case, but it doesn't have to be that way

Marco.

[mikmas]

Let me guess, you've got bad memories of cabbage from some horrible school dinners you ate, back in the day? That's often the case, but it doesn't have to be that way

Nope ... you only have two guesses left now ...