Usain Bolt copped off with an attractive young woman in a nightclub, and took her back to his hotel.
She wasted no time stripping him off, and when she removed his shirt, she saw the work 'Nike' tattooed on his chest. 'That earns me £100,000 a year'. Then she took off his trousers, revealing another tattoo. 'Reebok paid me £200,000 to have that one done'.
She pulled his boxers down, and reeled back in horror at the word 'AIDS' on his penis.
'It's ok', he said, 'play with it a bit, it says Adidas'.
I just dropped in, to see what condition my condition was in
T/T: Inspire Monarch, X200 tonearm, Ortofon Quintet Blue. Phono: Project Tube Box CD: Marantz CD6006 (UK Edition); Amp: Musical Fidelity A5 Integrated.
Speakers: Zu Omen Def, REL T9i subwoofer. Cables: Atlas Equator interconnects, Atlas Hyper 3.0 speaker cables
T'other system:
Echo Dot, Amptastic Mini One,Arcam A75 integrated, Celestion 5's, BK XLS-200 DF
A/V:
LG 55" OLED, Panasonic Blu Ray, Sony a/v amp, MA Radius speakers, REL Storm sub
Forget the past, it's gone. And don't worry about the future, it doesn't exist. There is only NOW.
KICKSTARTER: ENABLING SCAMMERS SINCE 2009