Balderdash and Piffle - (something trivial)

[DanJennings]

you've lost me

[The Vinyl Adventure]

No no no no no no .... Parking in the upperfield ... Jim off vicar of dibley... Never mind, I'm abusing my pointless thread with overly pointless pointlessness...

[The Vinyl Adventure]

Back on topic- if there is one
I really like this painting, it's called 'dazzle ship' by Edward wadsworth. It's a painting of a 1at world war ship being painted in dazzle patter camo, used to fool the perseption of perspective of the enemy



my biological mother is currently trying to get copywrite permision off the Canadian national gallery for her to have a print made of it for me ...

[snapper]

Ah well, you can't like everything I guess... Bohemian rhapsody ... I can take it or leave it... Unless I'm drunk, in which case for some reason it becomes amazng

Maybe because it was originally written by the famous Glesga filloshofur,Rab C. Nesbitt.


Is this the real life?
Or is it the methodone?
Stuck in the Gorbals, two bob fur the telephone?
Open yer wine, an' talk wi' a whine........like meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Um just a weeji,
Gie us yer Sunny D
Cos I'll chib yer pal,
Rip yer da,
Slash yer dug,
Ride yer ma!
Any way the Clyde flows, disnae really matter tae me.....tae me.

Haw maw, just chibbed some bam
Buckie bottle tae the heid
Noo the f*kin' bustards deid!
Haw maw, um just oan parole
An noo I'm headin back tae Barlineeeee......
Haw Maw.......oohooh ooh
Never meant tae steal yer purse
But if I'm no fu' o' smack this time the morra'
Carry oot, carry oot!
An we'll go oot on the batter!

Too late...the bailiff's here
Sends shivers doon ma spine
Gubbed 10 jellies just in time
Goodbye all ma muckers, I've got tae go
Got to go and rip some w*nk fae up the scheme
Haw Maw.......oohooh oooh
I'm a jakey bam,
I sometimes think I've never been washed at all

I see a little silhouetto of a bam
Adidas! Adidas! Can ye get us some Kappa?
Thunderbird, White Lightning,
Very very Frightening, me!
Twenty Mayfair ? (Twenty Mayfair !)
Twenty Mayfair ? (Twenty Mayfair and some skins!)
Magnifico oh oh oh oh!
I'm just a fat boy, nae body loves me
He's just a fat boy fae a fat family!
Spare us a pound for a wee cup o' tea?

Get tae f*ck, skanky slob, will ye get a job?
For f*cksake.........NO I will not get a job
Get a job!
For f*cksake........ NO I will not get a job
Get a job........willnae get a job
Get a job........willnae get a job
no no no no no....
Oh gonorrheoea!
Gonnorrhoea!
Gonnorhoea and the clap!
Then doon the pub, has the barman put aside
For me? For me,
For meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

So you hink ye can slash me an pish in ma eye?
So ye hink ye can chib me an leave me tae die?
Haw bawbag!
Can't dae this tae me bawbag!
Just wait till I'm oot
Just wait till I'm right oot ma nut!!

F*ck all really matters, anyone can see
F*ck all really matters.....
F*ck all really matters.....
Tae meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.........eeeeeeeeee.........eeeee eeeee!!!

[The Grand Wazoo]

So Hamish,
Just to confirm the 'groundrule of the thread':
It doesn't have a topic.
If it looks like a topic is begining to emerge will it be OK to warn you that there's too much thread stability?

So after, say 5 posts on any 1 subject, the cry should go up:
"Oy Ya Bugger, Get Back Off Topic"

[Spectral Morn]

Stuart Maconie and I are the only people in the entire universe who loath that film - sorry!

PS I'm also the only sole surviror of two people, again in the entire universe, that loath Queen's 'Bohemian Rhapsody'

Regards

Make that three Barry for Withnail and I, over rated, arty clap trap...imho.

Sorry I love Bohemian Rhapsody

Especially this Shades of a miss spent young adult hood...except it was to Saga's Worlds Apart album.

Hamish you owe Dan that money, its the first and best of the two films.


Regards D S D L

[DanJennings]

nuff said

[Stratmangler]

Talking of dazzle camouflage, did you see this on telly http://www.open2.net/20thcentury/takecover.html ?
It was fascinating, especially the optical illusionary effects of dazzle camouflage - you can see it clearly by the naked eye, yet struggle to properly pinpoint the object properly and can have trouble working out which direction it is going in - truly bizarre.

Chris

[Alex_UK]

Dazzle Camo evidently doesn't work on yer helmet... (ooh err, missus)



Looks cool though, well, as cool as you can with two holes in your head...

[The Vinyl Adventure]

So Hamish,
Just to confirm the 'groundrule of the thread':
It doesn't have a topic.
If it looks like a topic is begining to emerge will it be OK to warn you that there's too much thread stability?

So after, say 5 posts on any 1 subject, the cry should go up:
"Oy Ya Bugger, Get Back Off Topic"

bah, I don't know, I didn't start the thread to be bombarded with complex questions, I'm I mear pawn in this forum ... Not even that, I'm a by stander... You want rules ask the facists (good new feature rob) king's at the top!
Make you own rules man! Be free of the constraints of the normal thread man! All cool is here man!