Tell Me Something............Anything!

[Marco]

Ha - I've known this girl since around 1995, when she used to manage various salons, so a good friend now

She's the one who liked feeling the bass up her bum, when she sat on the back seat of the Brabster, right next to the sub

Yeah, I'm fully aware of the picture you're referring to [in reality taken on top of the Dom cathedral in Cologne], in the middle of summer and when I was sporting my usual 'styled prison cut'.

Bear in mind that I normally have my hair cut as a 'No1', every 2 weeks, so it's always super-short. However, if left to grow, it gets very thick and curly at the back and sides, but not so much on top lol, as when I was a kid I had very thick curly hair!

What I'm super-fussy about is how neat it looks at the back, particularly the neck line. I can't stand anything that doesn't look as if it's been professionally finished and very neat. I've been on buses and trains too often, sitting behind guys and observing the 'hatchet jobs' someone's performed on their hair, or the results of a 'home trim' gone wrong...

So no, I just don't go there. Fuck that. You should know me by now - do a job right or not at all, so Ii I have a health problem, I see a doctor, a toothache, a dentist, and when I need a haircut I use hairdresser!



Marco.

P.S In terms of 'merciless', I wouldn't expect you to be anything other than 'Ming'!

[Pigmy Pony]

Ha - I've known this girl since around 1995, when she used to manage various salons, so a good friend now

She's the one who liked feeling the bass up her bum, when she sat on the back seat of the Brabster, right next to the sub

Yeah, I'm fully aware of the picture you're referring to [in reality taken on top of the Dom cathedral in Cologne], in the middle of summer and when I was sporting my usual 'styled prison cut'.

Bear in mind that I normally have my hair cut as a 'No1', every 2 weeks, so it's always super-short. However, if left to grow, it gets very thick and curly at the back and sides, but not so much on top lol, as when I was a kid I had very thick curly hair!

What I'm super-fussy about is how neat it looks at the back, particularly the neck line. I can't stand anything that doesn't look as if it's been professionally finished. I've been on buses and trains too often, sitting behind people and observing the 'hatchet jobs' someone's performed on their hair, or the results of a 'home trim' gone wrong...

So no, I just don't go there. You should know me by now - do a job right or not at all, so Ii I have a health problem, I see a doctor, a toothache, a dentist, and when I need a haircut I use hairdresser!



Marco.

P.S In terms of 'merciless', I wouldn't expect you to be anything other than 'Ming'!

I know just what you mean, and it's exactly why I (a) learned to drive, so I could stop using buses, and (b) why when the hairdresser would hold the mirror to the back of my head for approval, I only pretended to look, and would simply nod, in blissful ignorance

So I hear your current curly perm is a cross between 70s Kevin Keegan and Adam Sandler in "The Wedding Singer". I also heard this look is making a comeback in Wales, so I wouldn't be too hasty

[walpurgis]

Have you noticed how most large employers and local authorities etc., tout their equality policy? Now, in an 'age of equality', how do they reconcile this with the VIP visitor policy, which they all have? The two are incompatible, unless of course we are all equal (fat chance)!

[Beobloke]

I've been on buses and trains too often....

I'm sorry - you've been on a BUS? How the hell did that happen? Did you lose a bet or something?!

[Marco]

Yeah, I occasionally mixed with the great unwashed when popping into Chester, as there's a bus every 15mins, which costs next to nowt, and it removes any hassle of parking, plus also it means I can have a few drinkies with lunch!

Marco.

[Marco]

https://www.aol.co.uk/news/2020/06/2...st-into-flame/

Get 'em out of there folks, just in case!

Marco.

[Pigmy Pony]

Yeah, I occasionally mixed with the great unwashed when popping into Chester, as there's a bus every 15mins, which costs next to nowt, and it removes any hassle of parking, plus also it means I can have a few drinkies with lunch!

Marco.

I bet the 'great unwashed' really enjoy sharing their park bench with you, as well as your bottle of wine and a couple of pies from the Pound Bakery

[Marco]

Yesh, having met Anita on a park bench must mean that such places have fond memories for you



Marco.

[Pigmy Pony]

Yesh, having met Anita on a park bench must mean that such places have fond memories for you



Marco.

Not really - she plonked herself on the far end of the bench, catapulted me into the duck pond. Please don't tell her I said that

[Marco]

Haha - you'd get a royal slap on the sack for that one!

Marco.