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    'A vegetable recreation of the leader of the House of Commons reclining during a debate has come second in a competition at an onion show.
    Hester Feld entered "Jacob Leeks Mogg" into the Newent Onion Show's "Vegetable Character Over 17 Years" competition.

    The North East Somerset MP was lampooned in memes earlier this month after slouching during a three-hour late-night debate on Brexit.
    All edible members of the allium family star in the Gloucestershire show.

    The event - now in its 24th year - says it aims to "advance the education of the public in the cultivation and improvement" of the likes of blanch leeks, pot leeks, garlic, spring onions and chives.'

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    Don’t know who enjoyed themselves more with all her Playmobil bits, me or my other half’s granddaughter


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    Quote Originally Posted by walpurgis View Post
    Solid gold toilet stolen from Blenheim Palace.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roy S View Post
    Don’t know who enjoyed themselves more with all her Playmobil bits, me or my other half’s granddaughter

    My niece has a load of that. Last xmas I set up a hostage situation in the Playmobil house and showed her how to resolve it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Macca View Post
    My niece has a load of that. Last xmas I set up a hostage situation in the Playmobil house and showed her how to resolve it.
    Our community had a serial killer running amok with a hammer from the tool kit out of the fire engine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roy S View Post
    Don’t know who enjoyed themselves more with all her Playmobil bits, me or my other half’s granddaughter

    you look more bemused than she does anyway
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    Quote Originally Posted by struth View Post
    you look more bemused than she does anyway
    It doesn't take much Grant. I think I was trying to figure out how to lower the fire engine ladder.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roy S View Post
    Our community had a serial killer running amok with a hammer from the tool kit out of the fire engine.
    That sounds like it could be one of my scenarios too
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    Quote Originally Posted by Macca View Post
    That sounds like it could be one of my scenarios too
    She said quite matter of factly when called for dinner 'I just need to finish killing these people'

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