Tell Me Something............Anything!

[Pigmy Pony]

Anita and me are agreed that we would have kept £1.6 million, and given the rest away - mortgages paid off for all friends and family, and a nice system upgrade for all you lot! (she didn't actually agree to that last bit).

Still, my point is that I don't want all that money, just make me a target for scammers, kidnappers and scroungers. On second thoughts I may keep back enough to buy an island somewhere warm, with a few surface to air missiles to keep the cold callers away.

[Pigmy Pony]

Yeah, and you might even have a chance then with Lindsay Lohan

Marco.

We're only talking about £76 million, and Lindsay does have standards you know.

[Marco]

Anita and me are agreed that we would have kept £1.6 million, and given the rest away - mortgages paid off for all friends and family, and a nice system upgrade for all you lot! (she didn't actually agree to that last bit).

Still, my point is that I don't want all that money, just make me a target for scammers, kidnappers and scroungers. On second thoughts I may keep back enough to buy an island somewhere warm, with a few surface to air missiles to keep the cold callers away.

What about the cost of installing a bespoke sewerage system, to handle all your little, and not so little, 'torpedoes'? Just think, you could finally retire that old plunger - and I'm not talking about Anita!

Marco.

[Marco]

We're only talking about £76 million, and Lindsay does have standards you know.

Yeah, one shopping trip in LA would likely wipe out that little lot!

Marco.

[Pigmy Pony]

What about the cost of installing a bespoke sewerage system. to handle all your little, and not so little, 'torpedoes'? Just think, you could finally retire that old plunger - and I'm not talking about Anita!

Marco.

I would save those 'little torpedoes', dry them and use them as ammo.

Looking at the price of surface-to-air missiles on Amazon, I think I may have to lower my sights, literally. I saw some film footage of the US Coastguard warning the drug smugglers to move to the front of their boat before shooting out their engine. Something with enough welly to do that would be great fun.

[walpurgis]

Broke people tend to lose all sense of proportion (assuming they had any) when they come into big money. Down to short sightedness and ignorance mostly I guess.

The last thing I'd do is buy a stable of flash cars and a huge fancy home. Might go for a new pair of slippers though!

[Pigmy Pony]

I have some experience of 'winning big', and the satisfaction that comes from sharing your wealth.

I once won a really big Christmas cake in a raffle, and rather than scoff the lot myself, I shared it with all my relatives. That was a smashing Christmas, knowing I had brought joy to those less fortunate.

Better to give than to receive, as they say in prison.

[Macca]

I won a raffle at work, had to pick an envelope to see what I had got, turned out to be a tin of biscuits. Then, in a Bullseye-style 'look what you could have won' moment, the star prize was revealed to be permission to knock off three hours early. Gutted.

[struth]

I won a raffle at work, had to pick an envelope to see what I had got, turned out to be a tin of biscuits. Then, in a Bullseye-style 'look what you could have won' moment, the star prize was revealed to be permission to knock off three hours early. Gutted.

better with the biccies

[Pigmy Pony]

If the biscuits were Crawfords Rover Assortment from the 80's, the empty tins are now worth about 12 quid. No need to be too disappointed if you saved the tin.