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  1. #2191
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    She thinks these notions of gender are outdated - maybe in the world she inhabits, but up here women still look better in sexy underwear than blokes do (with the exception of Marco)

    For some people, outrage is the only feeling they can readily access, as their sex-bits went numb long ago. She should do herself a favour and take up horse riding, or at least sit on her washing machine for a while.
    I just dropped in, to see what condition my condition was in

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  2. #2192
    Join Date: Jun 2014

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    My right ear feels like it's just suffered a Kanye West marathon.

    I was clearing up this morning when finishing a job, and like the silly sod I am, I kung fu kicked a section of window frame in order to fit it in the van. Part of it flew up and smacked my head broadside. Bled like buggery too.

    Too early to tell whether it's cured my tinnitus, but I'm not hopeful.
    I just dropped in, to see what condition my condition was in

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    PROTECT your human rights and REFUSE any *MANDATORY* CARAMEL POPCORN and 7UP WITH YOUR JOINT!

  3. #2193
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    Ya daft booger.
    Mind you we have all done daft things, I struck something with a claw hammer once (can't remember what it was) and the hammer bounced back and the claw struck me between the eyes.

    Could have been a lot worse

  4. #2194
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    It's 2.05 in the morning and my neighbour's bloody burglar alarm has gone off for the third time tonight. I'll stick the thing up his rectum if I get the chance!.
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  5. #2195
    Join Date: Feb 2013

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ian7633 View Post
    It's 2.05 in the morning and my neighbour's bloody burglar alarm has gone off for the third time tonight. I'll stick the thing up his rectum if I get the chance!.
    Ive had that Ian. Their one went off every 15 mins. Drives u bonkers
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    "Justice is sinking to the bottom of the sea, And it feels like I'm living in the wasteland of the free"

    It was the weakest practical joke since Cardinal Wolsey got his nob out at Hampton Court and stood at the end of the passage pretending to be a door!

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  6. #2196
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ian7633 View Post
    It's 2.05 in the morning and my neighbour's bloody burglar alarm has gone off for the third time tonight. I'll stick the thing up his rectum if I get the chance!.
    How annoying, bad enough when it happens during the day. I had to get up for a pee, one of the things about getting older! Took the opportunity to make a cuppa, wonder if that is wise!
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  7. #2197
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    a few years ago a neighbours alarm sounded and wouldn't stop when they went on holiday. Another neighbour 'sorted' it with a hammer. They were very apologetic when they returned. Modern alarms should have a 20 minute cut off but it sounds in your case that it keeps getting reset.

  8. #2198
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    Phone rang at 8:00 AM, thought that was a bit early for Sunday, neighbour couldn't start his car and wanted to go and play golf. Took spare battery and jump leads, sorted, time for another cuppa.
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  9. #2199
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    Quote Originally Posted by spendorman View Post
    Phone rang at 8:00 AM, thought that was a bit early for Sunday, neighbour couldn't start his car and wanted to go and play golf. Took spare battery and jump leads, sorted, time for another cuppa.
    attached the terminals to his nipples for waking you up?
    Regards,
    Grant .... ؠ ......Don't be such a big girl's blouse

    I've said it before and I'll say it again: democracy simply-doesn't-work
    .... ..... ...... ...... ................... ..... ..... ..... ..... .....
    OPPO BDP-103D - PANASONIC UB450 - IFI PURIFIER 2/PATHOS CLASSIC REMIX & HIDAC AMPLIFIER - LEAF HD BLUETOOTH - NURAPHONE' HEADPHONES - 2*ZBOOK'- ROON - MULTI HDD'S - DIGIONE RPI3 - EDINGDALE MK1 SPEAKERS - CABLE INC SUPRA, FISUAL, MOGAMI,

    **Ive studied deeply in the philosophies and religions, but cheerfulness kept breaking through**

    "An old man sleeps with his conscience at night, while young kids sleep with their dreams"

    "Justice is sinking to the bottom of the sea, And it feels like I'm living in the wasteland of the free"

    It was the weakest practical joke since Cardinal Wolsey got his nob out at Hampton Court and stood at the end of the passage pretending to be a door!

    I like my whisky old and my women young. "Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whisky, and a dog to eat the rare steak!"

    ***SMILE, BE HAPPY***

  10. #2200
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    Quote Originally Posted by struth View Post
    attached the terminals to his nipples for waking you up?
    Reminds me of Mr Bean and heart attack.
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