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  1. #1421
    Join Date: Jun 2014

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    Not surprised - everyone Knows the Japs always shop at Asda. Anyway, last I heard you was a Lieutenant-Commander, that's quite a promotion!

    On the subject of inappropriate dress, I'll tell you about an unfortunate incident while on holiday last year. I wanted to go for a paddle, but I have to use the kiddies pool, as I'm not allowed in the grown-ups pool.

    Anyway, she only put my thong on back to front, scared the bejaysus out of the poor kiddies and I ended up being arrested. The hotel manager said they don't want my kind staying there, lowering the tone of the place. It was a 2 star hotel in Benidorm. I really would rather forget about it, but I had to write about it in my journal (my therapist said I should keep a journal). Every time I pick it up it always opens at that page - I think Mrs. P is showing it to all her friends.

    Anyway, it's Blackpool for us this year, I could wear a soiled nappy on my head there, and no one would bat an eyelid.
    I just dropped in, to see what condition my condition was in

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  2. #1422
    Join Date: Apr 2012

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    They don't let me in Asda anymore. Not since 'the Marmite incident'!

  3. #1423
    Join Date: Jan 2009

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    Quote Originally Posted by walpurgis View Post
    They don't let me in Asda anymore. Not since 'the Marmite incident'!
    The "Marmite incident"? Do tell .........
    Barry

  4. #1424
    Join Date: Jun 2014

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    Well there are Marmite lovers and Marmite haters, I'm guessing you're a lover and the other shoppers didn't love what you were doing with it
    I just dropped in, to see what condition my condition was in

    T/T: Inspire Monarch, X200 tonearm, Ortofon Quintet Blue. Phono: Project Tube Box CD: Marantz CD6006 (UK Edition); Amp: Musical Fidelity A5 Integrated.
    Speakers: Zu Omen Def, REL T9i subwoofer. Cables: Atlas Equator interconnects, Atlas Hyper 3.0 speaker cables

    T'other system:
    Echo Dot, Amptastic Mini One,Arcam A75 integrated, Celestion 5's, BK XLS-200 DF

    A/V:
    LG 55" OLED, Panasonic Blu Ray, Sony a/v amp, MA Radius speakers, REL Storm sub

    Forget the past, it's gone. And don't worry about the future, it doesn't exist. There is only NOW.

    KICKSTARTER: ENABLING SCAMMERS SINCE 2009

  5. #1425
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    Quote Originally Posted by Barry View Post
    The "Marmite incident"? Do tell .........
    Far too embarrassing to explain, but it involved a huge amount of brown stains.

  6. #1426
    Join Date: Aug 2009

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    Asda's rubbish anyway, they've done you a favour if you ask me.
    Current Lash Up:

    TEAC VRDS 701T > Sony TAE1000ESD > Krell KSA50S > JM Labs Focal Electra 926.

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    Quote Originally Posted by walpurgis View Post
    Far too embarrassing to explain, but it involved a huge amount of brown stains.
    Ah, the old "It's Marmite, honestly" excuse. Not had this problem for a while, thanks to the nappies. Highly recommended. Tip: be careful not to put them on back to front, they don't catch nearly as much.
    I just dropped in, to see what condition my condition was in

    T/T: Inspire Monarch, X200 tonearm, Ortofon Quintet Blue. Phono: Project Tube Box CD: Marantz CD6006 (UK Edition); Amp: Musical Fidelity A5 Integrated.
    Speakers: Zu Omen Def, REL T9i subwoofer. Cables: Atlas Equator interconnects, Atlas Hyper 3.0 speaker cables

    T'other system:
    Echo Dot, Amptastic Mini One,Arcam A75 integrated, Celestion 5's, BK XLS-200 DF

    A/V:
    LG 55" OLED, Panasonic Blu Ray, Sony a/v amp, MA Radius speakers, REL Storm sub

    Forget the past, it's gone. And don't worry about the future, it doesn't exist. There is only NOW.

    KICKSTARTER: ENABLING SCAMMERS SINCE 2009

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    Quote Originally Posted by Macca View Post
    Asda's rubbish anyway, they've done you a favour if you ask me.
    Quite right. And Asda employees are just a bunch of midnight chicken-licking bastards anyway. I hate double standards.

    Moderators feel free to edit this if it looks libellous, after all the actions of a few doesn't necessarily mean they're all doing it.
    I just dropped in, to see what condition my condition was in

    T/T: Inspire Monarch, X200 tonearm, Ortofon Quintet Blue. Phono: Project Tube Box CD: Marantz CD6006 (UK Edition); Amp: Musical Fidelity A5 Integrated.
    Speakers: Zu Omen Def, REL T9i subwoofer. Cables: Atlas Equator interconnects, Atlas Hyper 3.0 speaker cables

    T'other system:
    Echo Dot, Amptastic Mini One,Arcam A75 integrated, Celestion 5's, BK XLS-200 DF

    A/V:
    LG 55" OLED, Panasonic Blu Ray, Sony a/v amp, MA Radius speakers, REL Storm sub

    Forget the past, it's gone. And don't worry about the future, it doesn't exist. There is only NOW.

    KICKSTARTER: ENABLING SCAMMERS SINCE 2009

  9. #1429
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pigmy Pony View Post
    Moderators feel free to edit this if it looks libellous, after all the actions of a few doesn't necessarily mean they're all doing it.
    Nah can't be arsed plus I want to see all the members who are Asda employees pile in on you.
    Current Lash Up:

    TEAC VRDS 701T > Sony TAE1000ESD > Krell KSA50S > JM Labs Focal Electra 926.

  10. #1430
    Join Date: Jun 2014

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    I should be ok, some of my best friends are Asda employees...

    I've checked my facts and it was just one guy, who was jailed for 2 months (not for the chicken though). The rest of the Asda community are all fair minded and well adjusted human beings whom I have the greatest respect and admiration for. And have you noticed how good looking they all are? I never shop anywhere else.

    Think I should be safe now.
    I just dropped in, to see what condition my condition was in

    T/T: Inspire Monarch, X200 tonearm, Ortofon Quintet Blue. Phono: Project Tube Box CD: Marantz CD6006 (UK Edition); Amp: Musical Fidelity A5 Integrated.
    Speakers: Zu Omen Def, REL T9i subwoofer. Cables: Atlas Equator interconnects, Atlas Hyper 3.0 speaker cables

    T'other system:
    Echo Dot, Amptastic Mini One,Arcam A75 integrated, Celestion 5's, BK XLS-200 DF

    A/V:
    LG 55" OLED, Panasonic Blu Ray, Sony a/v amp, MA Radius speakers, REL Storm sub

    Forget the past, it's gone. And don't worry about the future, it doesn't exist. There is only NOW.

    KICKSTARTER: ENABLING SCAMMERS SINCE 2009

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