Tell Me Something............Anything!

[struth]

Lol - aren't they ex-Orange? Thought they were ok. Anyway, I don't use my phone enough to warrant changing anything. I think the last time it was switched on was two weeks ago.

Marco.

Deutsche Telecom i think

[Macca]

I can't remember who T-Mobile originated from now, might have been Orange. Too long ago. But Orange always had the same problem too, they broadcast on twice the wavelength of Vodafone and Cellnet so the signal did not travel well through walls. You could always spot the people who were on Orange because they'd have to run outside the pub to take a call.

Might all be different now with your 4G and 5G, assuming you've a compatible handset, I don't know. I quit the industry in 2004 and have paid zero attention to it since then.

[Joe]

Might all be different now with your 4G and 5G, assuming you've a compatible handset, I don't know.

With 5G though you have to have the mandatory Bill Gates microchip injected into your arm to enable you to receive the signals.

[Marco]

...and the subsequent look of a psychopath.

Marco.

[Joe]

...and the subsequent look of a psychopath.

Marco.

I looked like that already.

[Macca]

With 5G though you have to have the mandatory Bill Gates microchip injected into your arm to enable you to receive the signals.

I've always thought it a great shame that he decided to set up a charitable organisation with his billions instead of becoming a master criminal and spending the cash on a hollowed-out volcano lair with a monorail, a fleet of mini-mokes and an army of fanatically loyal troops wearing brightly coloured overalls and construction helmets. What an opportunity wasted!

It's certainly what I would have done. The microchip plan to control the world would have been my first project. Of course it would have been foiled in the end by a plucky and resourceful MI6 agent who I have singularly failed to kill despite having the opportunity to do so on multiple occasions, preferring instead to monologue about my genius.

But that's all part of the fun and naturally I would escape at the last minute (with my cat) and return with an even more fiendish plan (6G?) a couple of years later.

[walpurgis]

Bet he has a decent Hi-Fi though.

[Joe]

Bet he has a decent Hi-Fi though.

Made by the CHINESE COMMUNIST PARTY, no doubt.

[Pigmy Pony]

I've always thought it a great shame that he decided to set up a charitable organisation with his billions instead of becoming a master criminal and spending the cash on a hollowed-out volcano lair with a monorail, a fleet of mini-mokes and an army of fanatically loyal troops wearing brightly coloured overalls and construction helmets. What an opportunity wasted!

It's certainly what I would have done. The microchip plan to control the world would have been my first project. Of course it would have been foiled in the end by a plucky and resourceful MI6 agent who I have singularly failed to kill despite having the opportunity to do so on multiple occasions, preferring instead to monologue about my genius.

But that's all part of the fun and naturally I would escape at the last minute (with my cat) and return with an even more fiendish plan (6G?) a couple of years later.

Make sure you get a deaf cat, or it'll bugger off after the first explosion.

[Macca]

Make sure you get a deaf cat, or it'll bugger off after the first explosion.

Deaf or extremely sanguine. I've noted that Donald Pleasance has great difficulty in holding onto his cat in 'You Only Live Twice' and that's when he and Bond are just having a quiet conversation in the volcano lair's control room.