Tell Me Something............Anything!

[Firebottle]

Excellent Steve.

[Pigmy Pony]

Good morning Alan, hope you and Shirley are keeping well

[Macca]

I know what you're thinking, did I take six photos, or just five? To tell you the truth, in all this confusion I kinds lost track myself. But seeing as that is a Nokia 3210, one of the oldest mobile phones in the world, and doesn't even have a camera, you have to ask yourself: Do I feel lucky? Well do you, punk?

You made my day.

Ordered a curry last night at ten to eight. Didn't arrive until nine thirty. So ended up eating late, went to bed expecting odd dreams. I wasn't disappointed.

The first part was confused but the upshot was I was a long way from home and needed to get a bus. Bus turns up and I get on but then realise I have no mask. Nobody says anything but I feel bad so I ask if anyone has a spare mask they will sell me. A lady has one and hands it to me and I put it on.

I then realise I have a Terry's chocolate orange that I really want to eat but I am unsure if it is within the rules to pull the mask down whilst eating. I know it's okay on an aeroplane but is it okay on a bus? I don't know. So in the end I leave it.

I get off the bus and am not far away from my old house in Liverpool. I start walking and see one of our cats sat atop a litter bin. I go over to him and he talks to me. I can't recall now what he said, although I'm sure it was something quite profound.

[walpurgis]

You need to stop eating blue cheese mate .

[Macca]

Or stop sleeping.

[struth]

i am your spirit guide?... go find your soul mate

[Puffin]

I know what you're thinking, did I take six photos, or just five? To tell you the truth, in all this confusion I kinds lost track myself. But seeing as that is a Nokia 3210, one of the oldest mobile phones in the world, and doesn't even have a camera, you have to ask yourself: Do I feel lucky? Well do you, punk?

One of the best lines in film! Also when I see someone running down the street buttnaked with a hard-on, I shoot first and ask questions later (or similar words - not necessarily in this order)

[Macca]

Mayor: I don't want any more trouble like you had last year in the Fillmore District. Understand? That's my policy.

Insp. Harry Callahan: Yeah, well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard; that's my policy.

Mayor: Intent? How did you establish that?

Insp. Harry Callahan: When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross.

Mayor: I think he's got a point.

[walpurgis]

I dropped by the Asda website last night and managed to pounce on a two week grocery delivery slot. They get snapped up very fast and end up unavailable for weeks ahead. I can get one for Tesco or Iceland easily, but I do like some variety in choice.

[Marco]

When are you planning on going out into the big bad world again mate, and shopping in store like you uses to? I know it's a ballache just now, but I just wondered if you've now resigned yourself never to go near a shop again?

Marco.