I found my long-lost snide Omega Seamaster (genuine fake from Turkey) yesterday. I thought it was self-winding, so was assuming it's just broken. But Anita thinks it will have a battery. Not that it makes any difference, I can't get into it anyway. And now I've bent the bezel trying

Bit annoying really, I've only had it 20 years. You'd think a thirty quid fake Omega watch would last better than that.