Off on my travels

[Roy S]

...and was heard to say "get me out of here, this place is a shithole". I think the gay bar we visited might have been at the Los Christianos end of there, it was certainly a dump.

It did almost make it up the leg of my beloved’s denim shorts before being flicked off and then sprinting up another old dear’s leg before one of the waitresses dispatched it with a well planted size 5.



Home now, wasn’t very keen on Tenerife, been spoilt by my sojourns to the Caribbean. Now just the subject of an average tripadvisor review.

[Macca]

Can't fault the Caribbean.