BMW's war on dog wee!

[Chris Frost]

http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?in_article_id=130296&in_page_id=34

[Filterlab]

Shame their cars are overpriced, underspecced and a pain in the arse to own.

[Gromit]

Shame their cars are overpriced, underspecced and a pain in the arse to own.

What he said - their bikes are no different.

If it hadn't been for Mrs Gromit saying 'I'm not spending **k on a f*cking Skoda' (and she never swears usually so she must have meant it!) we'd have a nice Octavia vRS TDi on our drive now.

Our 120d Sport's a great car to drive but it's quite possibly the worst built car I've ever owned...and the most expensive. Never, ever will I own a BMW again - car or bike.

[Filterlab]

...Never, ever will I own a BMW again - car or bike.

Well said. I had a 740i V8 a few years back, it broke down so many times that it virtually bankrupted me. When I finally got shot of the damn thing it left me with a £12,000 loss - and I only owned it for 18 months. Rubbish, should have been the best car I ever owned, but it was rubbish.

I only drive Volvos now and they are nothing short of perfection.

[Rick O]

You sound like you actually believe it?! :P

Other good April Fools I've found:

http://nightwish.com/en/article/9

And of course Google's are always good: http://www.google.com/virgle/index.html

[Filterlab]

Couldn't care less to be honest, true or not BMW are still shite.