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    Wink Sniff your botty gas - itís good for you!

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    My missus says that I'm trying to gas her on purpose. Now I know about this I'll just let go more often.

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    You must ALL share this with your friends even if they are far away , Fart in a bottle and post it off


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    Who will be the first to arrange an AOS fart off
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    Ah, a suitably good taste item for teatime.
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    Beans and toast tonight, Geoff?

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    Does anyone remember a film called Blazing Saddles?
    Oh yes , campfire fun
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    Quote Originally Posted by Marco View Post
    Beans and toast tonight, Geoff? Marco.
    No 'fraid not. But I'm looking forward to loads of Brussel Sprouts at Christmas!
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    Quote Originally Posted by prestonchipfryer View Post
    My missus says that I'm trying to gas her on purpose. Now I know about this I'll just let go more often.
    Ask her to light it - helps release the full aroma

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    My friend used to commute about 30 miles to work on his Suzuki 125. Always had beans on toast for breakfast, reckoned it made his bike go faster.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Marco View Post
    Ask her to light it - helps release the full aroma

    Marco.
    A mate of mine had the party trick of lighting his farts. He would sit on the floor with his legs akimbo hold a lighter in place and it would escape through the trouser cloth and he would get a blue flash. However when we were all round a hotel pool in Italy after the San Marino Grand Prix and a large meal of pasta e fagioli with olives he repeated the trick, while wearing loose legged shorts. With no cloth buffer in place, the flame went up the leg and ignited his pubes. When we explained what had happened to the Italian paramedics, they laughed so much they dropped him in the pool. True story
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