See that bloke over there, the one with the purple face and a steady stream of swear words and spittle spewing form his mouth while tearing out his hair?.... Well, that's me that is!

I've been eagerly awaiting 'payday' next Wednesday, when I was hoping to place my order for a WD Phono3/PSU & a cartridge, so that I can finally dig out my vinyl again.

I now need to find more than ten times that amount of money thanks to the need for a new heating system. Our old one has just been condemned.

I now need a cunning plan and convincing 'reason' that will allow me to go ahead with the Phono3, otherwise it's going to be another couple of years without vinyl thanks to my upgrade plans being blow to bits!

AAAAAARRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!