I found this very amusing
It caused a bit of a stir in some quarters too http://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-35288560
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I found this very amusing
It caused a bit of a stir in some quarters too http://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-35288560
Chris
Common sense isn't anymore!
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I'm Alan.
Just been for a lovely Indian curry, I had a chicken tarka, it's like a chicken tikka, just a little otter.
My system,
Cartridges Lyra Delos, Audio Technica AT33EVmc, AT 24 mm
Turntable Thorens TD 124 Mk2, in a Jim Campbel plinth,Audio Technica 1503 Mk3 arm
CD player Technics SL-PG490
Cassette deck Yamaha KX 530
Moving Coil Amp Albarry MCA 11
Pre-amplifier Albarry AP 11 (battery powered)
Power amps Albarry M1108 Mono-blocs
Speakers Allison 3 Corner units, Allison 6 stand mounted cubes
Interconnects AVT Matrix 6 and OFC short ones
Mains distribution Music Works Recoil 6 gang and mains leads
Tables MusicWorks ReVo acrylic stand, Quadraspire Acrylic shelves (cryo'd legs) acrylic Response Mini under mains block.
Speaker cable Chord Rumour (Cryo'd)
RCM Okki Nokki
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I'm Allen.
Why are hurricanes usually named after women?
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.Because when they arrive, they're wet and wild but when they go, they take your house and car.
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I'm Allen.
Pishanto Specialist & Super-Daftee
Location: Dagenham Essex
Posts: 11,215
I'm Allen.
took my other half to the doctors the other day, to try and cure her tourettes ...
It turns out she doesn't have it, she really thinks I'm a f*****g b*****d, and really does wish I'd f*** off
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I'm Allen.
My mate's girlfriend, was dancing on a table in the club.
"Good legs," I said to him.
"Do you really think so?," he asked.
"Yes," I replied, "most other tables would've collapsed under that weight!
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I'm Charles.
Man vs Woman difference
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I'm the'greatunwashed'.
Looking on the bright side
Late in the night, he finally regained consciousness.
He was in the hospital, in terrible pain. He found himself in the ICU with tubes in his mouth, needles and IV drips in both arms, a breathing mask, wires monitoring every function, and a nurse hovering over him.
He realized that he was obviously in a life-threatening situation. The nurse gave him a serious, deep look, straight into his eyes, then spoke to him slowly and clearly, enunciating each word and syllable, "You may not feel anything from the waist down." Somehow he managed to mumble in reply, "Can I feel your tits then?"
AND THAT, MY FRIENDS, IS A POSITIVE ATTITUDE!
"People will hear what you tell them to hear" - Thomas Edison
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I'm Stewart.
A man is worried about the health of his wife.She has been wandering off in the night & falling prey to all types of unscrupulous men who have taken advantage of her confused state & having their wicked way with her.
He takes her to the doctors & retells the symptoms. The doctor says that her behavior may be cause by Alzteimers but because of all her sexual activity she may have contracted AIDS but he can't be sure.
The husband says what can you do to help her?
The doctor replies that he should take her out for a drive & drop her off a couple of miles from their house.
What do I do then replies the husband.The doctor says that he should return home & if she turns up whatever you do don't f*&k her!
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One of these days... I'm going to cut you into little pieces.
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