Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 95%..
It's called a Wedding Cake
He obviously needs this
A 7 year old and his 4 year old brother are in their bedroom.
“You know what” says the 7 year old. “I think it is time we started swearing.
When we go down stairs for breakfast I'll swear first then you”
“OK” says the 4 year old.
Mum asks 7 year old what he wants for breakfast. “I'll have Coco Pops, bitch”
WHACK!!!, he flew off his chair crying his eyes out.
Mum looked at 4 year old and said rather sternly “And what do you want?”.
“Dunno but it won't be f*****g Coco Pops.”
Regards,
Grant .... ؠ ......Don't be such a big girl's blouse
I've said it before and I'll say it again: democracy simply-doesn't-work.... ..... ...... ...... ................... ..... ..... ..... ..... .....
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Oh my god! There's nothing wrong with the bidet is there?
“Nothing discloses real character like the use of power. It is easy for the weak to be gentle. Most people can bear adversity. But if you wish to know what a man really is, give him power. This is the supreme test. It is the glory of Lincoln that, having almost absolute power, he never abused it, except on the side of mercy".
“You see these dictators on their pedestals, surrounded by the bayonets of their soldiers and the truncheons of their police ... yet in their hearts there is unspoken fear. They are afraid of words and thoughts: words spoken abroad, thoughts stirring at home -- all the more powerful because forbidden -- terrify them. A little mouse of thought appears in the room, and even the mightiest potentates are thrown into panic.”
"You don't have free will. You have the appearance of free will.”
“There's a war out there, old friend. A world war. And it's not about who's got the most bullets. It's about who controls the information. What we see and hear, how we work, what we think... it's all about the information!”
***SMILE, BE HAPPY***
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Perspire - How cathedral builders get paid
Perverse - How poets get paid
Perpetuate - How Korean restaurant owners get paid
Panting - Jamaican cooking utensil
Grating - Something Jamaicans really like.
Methinks a fan of the Radio 4 'quiz' - "I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue".
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