What do you call a Scottish Muslim with a drug problem???
Amaff Maheed.
What do you call a Scottish Muslim with a drug problem???
Amaff Maheed.
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David
Little April was not the best student in Sunday school.
Usually she slept through the class.
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"
When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Savior," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT FUCKING THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!"
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David
Location: The Sussex Riviera
Posts: 51
I'm Ed.
Just having a vote on whether Picasso was the best portrait painter of all time.
So, eyes to the right and nose to the left .
Horse walks into a bar on Easter Island. Barman says 'why the short face?'
I walked into the boss's office and handed him a pear.
"What's this for?" He asked.
"A pay rise." I replied. "My wife told me to grow one first and then ask you."
Location: Northampton, England
Posts: 189
I'm David.
"Madness is continuing to do things the way you have always done them and expecting a different outcome"
SYSTEM SME 20/3A Record Deck, Series V arm and Denon DL304 MC cartridge, Whest PS30R Phono Stage
Meridian GO8.2 CD Player, Meridian GO2 Dual Mono Control Unit, Meridian G57 Power Amplifier
Tannoy Westminster Royal HE loudspeakers
Cabling - Isotek Supreme Mains, DNM Interconnect & speaker cable. Stands - Hi Fi Rack Podium
Location: Northampton, England
Posts: 189
I'm David.
Johnny went to school one day wearing beautiful gold watch on his wrist. His friends were green with envy when they saw the watch and one of them asked where he got it from.
"Well" said Johnny "it was like this. I was in bed the other night and I heard lots of noises coming from mummy and daddy's room so I went in and mummy and daddy were bouncing up and down on the bed and my dad gave me this watch to go away"
His friend thought that this was a good wheeze. So he waited a few nights until he heard the springs going in his mother abd father's room and he burst into the room. His father was on top of his mother and looked up angrily from the bed as he came in and said "What in the bloody hell do you want", to which his son replied without hesitation "a watch". "Ok" said his father, "Come in and shut the door"
David
Last edited by tannoyman; 02-12-2012 at 20:18. Reason: premature senility
"Madness is continuing to do things the way you have always done them and expecting a different outcome"
SYSTEM SME 20/3A Record Deck, Series V arm and Denon DL304 MC cartridge, Whest PS30R Phono Stage
Meridian GO8.2 CD Player, Meridian GO2 Dual Mono Control Unit, Meridian G57 Power Amplifier
Tannoy Westminster Royal HE loudspeakers
Cabling - Isotek Supreme Mains, DNM Interconnect & speaker cable. Stands - Hi Fi Rack Podium
Location: Northampton, England
Posts: 189
I'm David.
"Madness is continuing to do things the way you have always done them and expecting a different outcome"
SYSTEM SME 20/3A Record Deck, Series V arm and Denon DL304 MC cartridge, Whest PS30R Phono Stage
Meridian GO8.2 CD Player, Meridian GO2 Dual Mono Control Unit, Meridian G57 Power Amplifier
Tannoy Westminster Royal HE loudspeakers
Cabling - Isotek Supreme Mains, DNM Interconnect & speaker cable. Stands - Hi Fi Rack Podium
Location: Northampton, England
Posts: 189
I'm David.
"Madness is continuing to do things the way you have always done them and expecting a different outcome"
SYSTEM SME 20/3A Record Deck, Series V arm and Denon DL304 MC cartridge, Whest PS30R Phono Stage
Meridian GO8.2 CD Player, Meridian GO2 Dual Mono Control Unit, Meridian G57 Power Amplifier
Tannoy Westminster Royal HE loudspeakers
Cabling - Isotek Supreme Mains, DNM Interconnect & speaker cable. Stands - Hi Fi Rack Podium
Location: Northampton, England
Posts: 189
I'm David.
"Madness is continuing to do things the way you have always done them and expecting a different outcome"
SYSTEM SME 20/3A Record Deck, Series V arm and Denon DL304 MC cartridge, Whest PS30R Phono Stage
Meridian GO8.2 CD Player, Meridian GO2 Dual Mono Control Unit, Meridian G57 Power Amplifier
Tannoy Westminster Royal HE loudspeakers
Cabling - Isotek Supreme Mains, DNM Interconnect & speaker cable. Stands - Hi Fi Rack Podium
This has been posted on HFS - very funny indeed
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EY-Ne...=youtube_gdata
Keith
Analogue: Lenco L75 with 'PTP5' top plate in heavy birch ply plinth/re-wired Rega RB300/SAE 1000e HOMC Cartridge/Trans-Fi Reso-Mat/Moth RCM
Files: Voyage MPD/Custom PC/Supra USB/Beresford ASYNCH-1/Beresford TOSlink cable
CDP: Inca Katana SE
DAC: Beresford Caiman MkII (LiPo Battery powered)
Pre-Amp: Croft Micro 25 Power-Amp: Croft Series 7
Speakers: DIY Frugel-Horn Mk3 ('FH3') + REL Strata subwoofer
Headphones: Beyer Dynamics DT990 Pro (250 ohm)/Schiit Asgard Headphone Amp
Cables - Interconnects: Mark Grant G1000HD Speaker Cables: Van Damme Blue
Mains: Belkin PF30/Mark Grant DSP2.5 & DSP1.0 Rack: Target
Office System: HP Win8 Laptop/JRiver/MF V-Link2/Beresford Bushmaster MkII/Topping TP20 Mk2/Mission 771e
Bedroom System: Raspberry Pi/Raspbrian + MPD/HiFiBerry DAC/Topping TP20 Mk2/Mission 760i or DIY Hybrid Valve-MOSFET Headphone amp + Sennheiser HD595
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