I once knew a blind parachutist.
I asked him how he knew the ground was coming up.
He replied - The dogs lead go's slack...
I once knew a blind parachutist.
I asked him how he knew the ground was coming up.
He replied - The dogs lead go's slack...
In - Tweaked Lenco GL75, Linn Ittok, Ortofon Cadenza Black
Through - Croft Micro 25 RS LS, power R monoblocks, RIAA R. Ortofon ST-80 SE SUT.
Along - Tellurium Q Ultra Black cables
Out - Harbeth SHL5 Plus XD's
Street photography
Dave
I knew a guy nervous about making his first parachute jump.
He asked "what if the chute doesn't open?". I told him there was a back-up emergency chute.
"But what if that doesn't open?" he worried.
"Oh, that always opens" I reassured him.
"So why don't they make that the first one then?!"
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If you think you know the answer already, you're not really searching
A plastic box, some glass bottles, two metal tins and some lengths of string
Location: NW London, UK
Posts: 218
I'm Christian.
I went to a dyslexic rave last weekend. I got completely mashed, took a load of F's.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea.
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea.
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no genitals? Still no fucking idea!
Location: Preston, UK
Posts: 851
I'm Dominic.
Wife say to man "should we stop off at the hotel yumca"
Man replies "that's the YMCA you dopey b----rd"
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Man and women having a picnic in a field.
Women says "I think that bull is going to charge"
Man say "I f--king hope not, I've only got a £1"
Natalie
Location: The Sussex Riviera
Posts: 51
I'm Ed.
Someone just threw a jar of Omega 3 tablets at me.
I wasn't hurt badly though, just a super-fish-oil injury
Friend of mine's had a penis extension, it's made his house look really stupid.
Location: Yorks
Posts: 16,643
I'm Nobody.
Location: The Sussex Riviera
Posts: 51
I'm Ed.
For the hintellchoos:
Location: Lancaster(-ish), UK
Posts: 16,937
I'm ChrisB.
Location: The Sussex Riviera
Posts: 51
I'm Ed.
The things kids come out with: