Originally Posted by Mike Reed
Don't know about anybody else,but I read and enjoy.
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Don't know about anybody else,but I read and enjoy.
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David
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Me to. I also forward some to friends in e-mails.
"Always carry a large flagon of whisky, in case of snake bite and, furthermore, always carry a small snake."
Kevin
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Keep em coming!
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ari mizu-no tsuki
Though it be be broken -
broken again - still it's there:
the moon on the water.
- Choshu.
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I'm Mike.
Mouse Organs
A mouse goes into a music shop and asks for a mouth organ. After selecting his preferred instrument, he pays and is just about to walk out when the shop assistant says
" Excuse me sir, but we only sell two or three of those in a year, yet only last week another mouse came in and bought the self-same mouth-organ"
"Oh, really?", remarked the mouse, " I imagine that would be OUR MONICA"
Doh!
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Paddy on death row gets the chance to be shot, hung or injected with the AIDS virus. "Give me that AIDS stuff" he says. So they inject him and he rolls around on the floor laughing. The Warden says "What's so funny?" Paddy replies "I'm wearing a condom!"
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Two dwarfs pull a couple of girls and head off for a night of passion. The first dwarf can't get it up, and to make matters worse all night he can hear the second dwarf saying "Here I come again... 1, 2 ,3 urrgh!"
Next morning the first dwarf says to the second "How embarrassing, I couldn't even get an erection." His mate looks at him and says "You think that's bad. I couldn't even get on the f*cking bed!"
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I'm BigBobJoylove.
Yep, every single post in fact.
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I'm InSpace.
I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden shouted to me...
"Oi, what's your disability?"
I said "Tourettes! Now f**k off!"
Shian7
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Kudakutemo
kudakutemo
ari mizu-no tsuki
Though it be be broken -
broken again - still it's there:
the moon on the water.
- Choshu.
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Location: North East UK
Posts: 6,358
I'm InSpace.
What's the ideal weight for a mother-in-law?
About 2.3 pounds including the urn.
Shian7
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Kudakutemo
kudakutemo
ari mizu-no tsuki
Though it be be broken -
broken again - still it's there:
the moon on the water.
- Choshu.
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Location: North East UK
Posts: 6,358
I'm InSpace.
A man is in a queue at Tesco and sees this busty blonde staring at him, he
can't believe she is staring at him, then she starts waving.
"Excuse me do I know you?" he asks.
"Yes I think you are the father of one of my kids" she says.
The man thinks back and remembers his one act of infidelity and says
"F**king hell are you the bird I shagged on me stag do, whilst your mate
whipped me and your other mate stuck a brush up my arse?"
"No" she replies "I'm your son's English teacher!"
Shian7
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Kudakutemo
kudakutemo
ari mizu-no tsuki
Though it be be broken -
broken again - still it's there:
the moon on the water.
- Choshu.
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