A bloke visits a zoo and is disappointed to find only a dog there...
...it was a shitzu
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A bloke visits a zoo and is disappointed to find only a dog there...
...it was a shitzu
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How many marketing men does it take to spam a forum?
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Whoops! sorry - that is not a joke
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Yes, Super Muppet, we need a new rant. So get to it!
Did you get the message from Rob about the new room with mod facilities we're going to give you?
Meanwhile, here's a little joke-ette:
Rev John Flapps sees a lady church member getting drunk in the pub. He tries to take her home but they fall and he ends up on top of her. The landlord says:
"Oi mate you can't do that in here!".
The Rev replies: "You don't understand, I'm Pastor Flapps".
The landlord replies: "Well if you're that far in you may as well finish!"
Marco.
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SIMON & PETER
Simon and Peter have been sharing a new flat for a couple of months.
"Peter", says Simon one day, " my mother is hinting strongly that it's about time we invited her round to see the new place".
"Fine", says Peter, "send her an e-mail". "Yeah!", responded Simon, " but you don't know my mother; something ALWAYS goes walkies after one of her visits".
Anyway, Simon contacted his mother, who duly came round to dinner a week later. Simon couln't help noticing throughout the meal that his mother kept giving furtive glances at Peter. After the meal, Simon pulled his mother to one side and questioned her slightly strange behaviour.
"Your new flatmate Peter is a very handsome boy", she said in a suggestive tone. Simon, realising the insinuation, replied in a defensive but assertive voice that he and Peter were simply friends and flatmates; end of story! His mother eventually departed, to both the boys' relief.
Ten days later, Peter said to Simon, "Simon, have you seen the frying-pan? I've looked everywhere for it these last few days and assumed you had broken it or something".
"That's funny", replied Simon, "I've been wondering where it was, too; maybe my mother appropriated it when she was here; I told you what she was like! I'll e-mail her to ask".
'Dear mother', Simon wrote, 'I'm not saying that you DID walk off with our new frying-pan, and I'm not saying you DIDN'T walk off with it, but it's been missing since your visit'
His mother e-mailed back promptly with the message 'Dear Simon, I'm not saying that you DO sleep with Peter, and I'm not saying that you DON'T sleep with him, but I'd have thought that he would have found it in his bed by now'
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Nope!Originally Posted by Marco
Yes, Super Muppet, we need a new rant. So get to it!
Did you get the message from Rob about the new room with mod facilities we're going to give you?
Marco.
But is it now necessary, the vote seems to be agreeing they have to be controlled in some way, and if they are controlled and can't spam the forum they will leave, so QED.
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Hi MarcoYes, Super Muppet, we need a new rant. So get to it!
Did you get the message from Rob about the new room with mod facilities we're going to give you?
Meanwhile, here's a little joke-ette:
Rev John Flapps sees a lady church member getting drunk in the pub. He tries to take her home but they fall and he ends up on top of her. The landlord says:
"Oi mate you can't do that in here!".
The Rev replies: "You don't understand, I'm Pastor Flapps".
The landlord replies: "Well if you're that far in you may as well finish!"
Marco.
That'll cost you a couple of "Hail Mary's" on Sunday
But it was very good!
David
"Madness is continuing to do things the way you have always done them and expecting a different outcome"
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There is nothing new in this world - what goes around, comes around. Here is the eighth post on this thread (made 21.03.08), courtesy of Marco
I thought it sounded familiar.
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