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Location: Dagenham Essex
Posts: 11,215
I'm Allen.
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Never buy a Labrador , As 90% of the owners go blind
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Location: Dagenham Essex
Posts: 11,215
I'm Allen.
Two blonds were driving to Disneyland , The sign said Disney left so they both started crying and went home
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Location: Dagenham Essex
Posts: 11,215
I'm Allen.
The wife asked me to go to Asda to get something to go on her pancakes tonight,
I came back with a bra.
I’m writing this from the shed...........
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In order to achieve their nightclub 'high', Yorkshire clubbers have taken to injecting ecstasy directly into their mouths using dental syringes. This procedure is known locally as 'E by Gum'.
Very good -Mr sneff and Al !!!
I was in the pub earlier when out of nowhere, my best mate announced he was setting off on a South Pole expedition in the morning.
I said, "FFS pal, when did you plan this then?"
He said, "When the wife found a balaclava and ice axe in the wardrobe!"
I only ride 'em, I don't know what makes 'em work
I splashed out on some new lingerie in Ann Summers...
Now the assistant says I have to pay for it!
I only ride 'em, I don't know what makes 'em work
My wife said, "Why is the laptop all sticky?"
I said, "It's not what you think, it's ice cream."
She said, "How did you manage to get ice cream all over the laptop?"
I said, "Have you ever tried eating an ice cream whilst masturbating?"
I only ride 'em, I don't know what makes 'em work
Just renewed my car insurance over the phone, and as I was about to hang up the lass on the other end asked if I had a pet. I said, "I've got a dog."
She said, "Would you like to insure him too?"
I said, "no, he can't drive!"
I only ride 'em, I don't know what makes 'em work
Ha ha
Jokes about sugar are very rare
Jokes about brown sugar ? dem are rarer
I only ride 'em, I don't know what makes 'em work
And finally
I went to the doctors and asked what was the best exercise to lose weight.
The doctor said, "Just shake your head."
I asked him, "How often?"
He said, "Whenever someone offers you some food you fat git!"
Thats likely to be me lol
I only ride 'em, I don't know what makes 'em work