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    Why indeed?
    Marantz CD63 KI Signature
    Project Debut II
    Pioneer A656 Reference
    Epos M5s
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    Marantz CD63 KI Signature
    Project Debut II
    Pioneer A656 Reference
    Epos M5s
    Atacama Stands
    Maplin speaker cable cos I can't hear a difference
    Various interconnects as above

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    Courtesy of Colin (Wonfor):

    Barry

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    The Reverend John Flapps was the pastor of a small town church
    in Ireland . One day he was walking down the High Street and he
    noticed a young lady of his congregation sitting in a pub
    drinking beer.
    The Reverend wasn't happy. He walked through the open
    door of the pub and sat down next to the woman.

    'Mrs Fitzgerald,' he said sternly. 'This is no place for a member
    of my congregation. Why don't you let me take you home?'

    'Sure,' she said with a slur, obviously very drunk.
    When Mrs Fitzgerald stood up from the bar, she began to weave
    back and forth.


    The Reverend realised that she'd had far too much to drink and
    grabbed her arms to steady her. When he did, they both lost
    their Balance and tumbled to the floor.


    After rolling around for a few moments, the Reverend wound up
    on top of Mrs. Fitzgerald, her skirt hiked up to her waist.


    The pub landlord looked over and said, 'Oi Mate, we won't have
    any of that carrying on in this pub.'

    The Reverend looked up at the landlord and said, 'But you
    don't understand, I'm Pastor Flapps.'

    The landlord nodded and said,
    'Oh well, if you're that far in, you might as well finish.'

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    There is nothing new in this world - what goes around, comes around. Here is the eighth post on this thread (made 21.03.08), courtesy of Marco

    Quote Originally Posted by Marco View Post

    Meanwhile, here's a little joke-ette:

    Rev John Flapps sees a lady church member getting drunk in the pub. He tries to take her home but they fall and he ends up on top of her. The landlord says:

    "Oi mate you can't do that in here!".

    The Rev replies: "You don't understand, I'm Pastor Flapps".

    The landlord replies: "Well if you're that far in you may as well finish!"

    Marco.
    I thought it sounded familiar.
    Barry

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    Ha - that was a long time ago!

    Confucious he say… Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.

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    My ex wife was cought driving at 70mph down the A12 knitting

    The police pulled along side on lane 2 a shouted " pull over "

    My wife shouted back " No it's a scarf "
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    A man died after falling into a vat of coffee.

    His wife said " he didn't suffer. It was instant."

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