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    Jerry

    i. Qobuz internet streaming > Audiobyte Black Dragon DAC > Marantz HD-AMP1 > MBL 116F speakers
    Cables : Wyreworld Starlight USB, Epiphany Atratus III interconnect, Tellurium Q Silver speaker.
    USB signal pampering : Wired4Sound Recovery & Halide Bridge.
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    I was told I'd never be any good at poetry due to my dyslexia, so far I've made a vase and two jugs that look really good.
    Turntable
    Toshiba SR-370/Mission 774/Van Damme cable with MS Starline plugs/Ortofon Quintet Black
    CD
    Cambridge CXC transport/modified Musical Fidelity X-DAC/modified Musical Fidelity X-10 V3 tube buffer
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    Cambridge NP30
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    Denon HA-500 head amp/Nakamichi CA-5E pre-amp/Chinese passive RVC/Proton AA-1150 DMC power amp
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    Mordaunt Short Signifer on original factory stands
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    Mogami with Rean Neutrik plugs/NVA LS5
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    Why sentence structure in English is so important...


    The boss had to fire somebody, so he narrowed it down to one of two people: Mary or Jack.
    It was an impossible decision because they were both decent workers.
    Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.
    Mary came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night.
    She went over to the water cooler right away to take an aspirin.
    The boss approached her and said, "Mary, I've never done this before, but I either have to lay you or Jack off."
    "Could you jack off?" she said. "I feel like crap this morning...”

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    Quote Originally Posted by mr sneff View Post
    Why sentence structure in English is so important...


    The boss had to fire somebody, so he narrowed it down to one of two people: Mary or Jack.
    It was an impossible decision because they were both decent workers.
    Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.
    Mary came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night.
    She went over to the water cooler right away to take an aspirin.
    The boss approached her and said, "Mary, I've never done this before, but I either have to lay you or Jack off."
    "Could you jack off?" she said. "I feel like crap this morning...”
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    Music , fills the gaps between silence !

    TAT Sale post Leader " Marcos Mentor "

    Also a pishanto specialist confirmed by Head Daftee

    Real name " Allen " or "Zoomer Nut”, “Numpty Napper”.

    ±± KEEP IT REEL

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    Jerry

    i. Qobuz internet streaming > Audiobyte Black Dragon DAC > Marantz HD-AMP1 > MBL 116F speakers
    Cables : Wyreworld Starlight USB, Epiphany Atratus III interconnect, Tellurium Q Silver speaker.
    USB signal pampering : Wired4Sound Recovery & Halide Bridge.
    Headphones : Beyerdynamic DT 250

    ii Internet streaming > Audiolab MDAC > Marantz HD-AMP1 > Infinity Cascade 9 speakers & Jamo SUB200

  7. #1367
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    lol

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    Jerry

    i. Qobuz internet streaming > Audiobyte Black Dragon DAC > Marantz HD-AMP1 > MBL 116F speakers
    Cables : Wyreworld Starlight USB, Epiphany Atratus III interconnect, Tellurium Q Silver speaker.
    USB signal pampering : Wired4Sound Recovery & Halide Bridge.
    Headphones : Beyerdynamic DT 250

    ii Internet streaming > Audiolab MDAC > Marantz HD-AMP1 > Infinity Cascade 9 speakers & Jamo SUB200

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    Brilliant Jerry, both, but sending the “MAMIL” one to a couple of friends... :LOL:
    Alex

    Main System: Digital: HP Laptop/M2Tech Hiface/Logitech Media Server/FLAC; Marantz SA7001 KI Signature SACD Player and other digital stuff into Gatorised Beresford Caiman DAC Vinyl: Garrard 401/SME 3009 SII Improved/Sumiko HS/Nagaoka MP-30
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    Quote Originally Posted by jandl100 View Post
    My System:
    Amplification - Sansui AU-alpha 707 DR
    Turntable - Imminent........
    CDP - Pioneer PD-91
    Speakers - Spendor D7 on Soundcare SuperSpikes
    QED Silver Spiral speaker cable - airloc banana plugs
    Mains - Ultra Pure silver plated un-switched socket, Missing link EPS 500 silver plated plugs with Hi-Fi Tuning gold plated silver ceramic 13 amp fuses

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