Mrs McKenzie is trying hard to stay upright as she makes her way down an icy High Street to do her shopping.
As she comes skittering into the McTavish's butchers shop she sees the owner standing with his back to the wall heater.
She points & says "Morning Mr McTavish, is that yer Ayreshire bacon"
He shivers & says "Aye, that's right, cos it's awffy cold oot there, the day Mrs McKenzie"
....................think about it.