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  1. #1
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    Talking Jokes & Funnies

    As the thread title says!

    I'll start of with this:

    http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1735982

    Pay particular attention to the facial expression of the guy in green. Priceless!

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    Default Unusual Shop/business Names

    Seen in Billericay, Essex, and Thanet,

    A fish & chip shop called THE CODFATHER

    A house cleaning company van, signwritten with SPRUCE SPRINGCLEAN

    A hairdresser (many do have amusing names). HAIRY POPPINS


    In the wild, how can one tell a weasel from a stoat ?

    One is weasily recognised but the other is stoatally different.


    Why can't you obtain aspirin from any chemists in the Amazon basin?
    Because the paracetamol.


    MUSICAL JOKE

    What resultant sound comes from dropping a grand piano onto a military barracks?

    A flat major


    Oh, well! Just doing my bit, Shian7

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike Reed View Post
    Seen in Billericay, Essex, and Thanet,

    A fish & chip shop called THE CODFATHER

    A house cleaning company van, signwritten with SPRUCE SPRINGCLEAN

    A hairdresser (many do have amusing names). HAIRY POPPINS


    In the wild, how can one tell a weasel from a stoat ?

    One is weasily recognised but the other is stoatally different.


    Why can't you obtain aspirin from any chemists in the Amazon basin?
    Because the paracetamol.


    MUSICAL JOKE

    What resultant sound comes from dropping a grand piano onto a military barracks?

    A flat major


    Oh, well! Just doing my bit, Shian7
    great, made me laugh anyway, any more???

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    Thank you, Anthony.

    Shall post another or two over the b. h.

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    Quote Originally Posted by anthonyTD View Post
    great, made me laugh anyway, any more???
    On a similar theme:

    Nottingham Fish and Chip shop: "The Cod's Scallops"!

    Family Carpet Fitters: "Walter Wall Carpets"!

    Geoff

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    Our local Outdoor/Camping shop was having a sale and to advertise it the poster in the window said "Now is the winter of our discount tent"

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    to Chris' video
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    One day a fly was buzzing round a farmyard when he noticed that the stables had just been mucked out, and there was a great steaming pile of manure outside in the yard, So he flew down and began to feed. Two hours later he was absolutely bloated and decided that it was time to fly somewhere to sleep off his enormous meal. Unfortunately he was so heavy he couldn't get airborne. Just then he noticed a shovel leaning against a barn door and thought "if I climb to the top of the shovel handle I'll have enough height to get me going". 15 minutes later he'd crawled to the top of the shovel and he launched himself into the air, only to immediately plummet to the ground, killing himself.

    Which just goes to prove: You should never fly off the handle if you're full of shit

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    Chris



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    Quote Originally Posted by mr sneff View Post
    One day a fly was buzzing round a farmyard when he noticed that the stables had just been mucked out, and there was a great steaming pile of manure outside in the yard, So he flew down and began to feed. Two hours later he was absolutely bloated and decided that it was time to fly somewhere to sleep off his enormous meal. Unfortunately he was so heavy he couldn't get airborne. Just then he noticed a shovel leaning against a barn door and thought "if I climb to the top of the shovel handle I'll have enough height to get me going". 15 minutes later he'd crawled to the top of the shovel and he launched himself into the air, only to immediately plummet to the ground, killing himself.

    Which just goes to prove: You should never fly off the handle if you're full of shit
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