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  1. #1171
    Join Date: Oct 2015

    Location: Pulborough, West Sussex, UK

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    I'm Ian.

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    Russell, that's so funny
    Turntable
    Toshiba SR-370/Mission 774/Ortofon Quintet Black
    CD
    Cambridge CXC transport/Musical Fidelity X-DAC/Musical Fidelity X-10 V3 tube buffer
    Amplifier
    Nakamichi CA-5E pre-amp/Proton AA-1150 DMC power amp
    Speakers
    Mordaunt Short Signifer
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    Klotz MC5000+MS Audio/Sommer Carbokab+MS Audio/NVA LS5
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    Sennheiser HD600/Sennheiser HD650/Koss Pro4 A

  2. #1172
    Join Date: Apr 2015

    Location: Central Virginia

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    I'm Russell.

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    Thatís my ex to a tee!

    Russell

  3. #1173
    Join Date: Jan 2008

    Location: Norwich

    Posts: 788
    I'm Mike.

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    I went to my G.P. with problems down under. After initial tests, she told me that I'd have to stop masturbating. When I asked why, she said
    "Because I'm trying to examine you !".

  4. #1174
    Join Date: Apr 2012

    Location: Southall, West London

    Posts: 36,812
    I'm Geoff.

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    Last time I went to the doctor, he said "if you take it easy and stop smoking and drinking, you may make it back to your car".

  5. #1175
    Join Date: May 2009

    Location: Somerset, UK

    Posts: 717
    I'm King.

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    A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
    King

  6. #1176
    Join Date: May 2009

    Location: Somerset, UK

    Posts: 717
    I'm King.

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    Trump has two parts of brain,"left" and "right". In the left side, there 's nothing right. In the right side, there's nothing left.
    King

  7. #1177
    Join Date: Feb 2013

    Location: W Lothian

    Posts: 47,276
    I'm Grant.

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    Clever man. Pity he is such an asshole
    Regards,
    Grant ....

    I've said it before and I'll say it again: democracy simply-doesn't-work
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  8. #1178
    Join Date: Jul 2014

    Location: Shropshire

    Posts: 2,035
    I'm Anto.

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    A man called Simon goes on Stars in their eyes & Mathew Kelly notices he's in a wheelchair.
    Mathew asks, what happened ?
    I was in a car crash with my Uncle. He died & I had to have my legs amputated. But they saved my uncle's legs & grafted them onto me, in six months time I will be able to walk again.
    That's amazing say's Mathew. Who are you going to be for us tonight then ?
    Tonight Mathew I'm going to be,
    Simon & Half Uncle.
    I only ride 'em, I don't know what makes 'em work

  9. #1179
    Join Date: Nov 2013

    Location: Powys

    Posts: 878
    I'm David.

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    Had a really encouraging first day as a sound engineer, I got amazing feedback.

  10. #1180
    Join Date: Jan 2008

    Location: Norwich

    Posts: 788
    I'm Mike.

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    Which main London railway terminus is used by Billingsgate to send out lobsters and crabs to the provinces ?

    King's Crustacean.


    I spent all day Sunday sending distress calls and really developed a flare for it.


    Conjunctivitis.com really is a site for sore eyes.


    I've just got myself a new dry-wipe white board. It really is remarkable !


    What would happen if the Universe exploded ?

    No matter.

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