Russell, that's so funny
Russell, that's so funny
Turntable
Toshiba SR-370/Mission 774/Van Damme cable with MS Starline plugs/Ortofon Quintet Black
CD
Cambridge CXC transport/modified Musical Fidelity X-DAC/modified Musical Fidelity X-10 V3 tube buffer
Network Player
Cambridge NP30
Amplifier
Denon HA-500 head amp/Nakamichi CA-5E pre-amp/Chinese passive RVC/Proton AA-1150 DMC power amp
Speakers
Mordaunt Short Signifer on original factory stands
Cables
Mogami with Rean Neutrik plugs/NVA LS5
Headphones
Sennheiser HD600/Sennheiser HD650/Koss Pro4 AA
That’s my ex to a tee!
Russell
I went to my G.P. with problems down under. After initial tests, she told me that I'd have to stop masturbating. When I asked why, she said
"Because I'm trying to examine you !".
Last time I went to the doctor, he said "if you take it easy and stop smoking and drinking, you may make it back to your car".
Location: Somerset, UK
Posts: 717
I'm King.
A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
King
Location: Somerset, UK
Posts: 717
I'm King.
Trump has two parts of brain,"left" and "right". In the left side, there 's nothing right. In the right side, there's nothing left.
King
Clever man. Pity he is such an asshole
Regards,
Grant .... ؠ ......Don't be such a big girl's blouse
I've said it before and I'll say it again: democracy simply-doesn't-work.... ..... ...... ...... ................... ..... ..... ..... ..... .....
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Oh my god! There's nothing wrong with the bidet is there?
“Nothing discloses real character like the use of power. It is easy for the weak to be gentle. Most people can bear adversity. But if you wish to know what a man really is, give him power. This is the supreme test. It is the glory of Lincoln that, having almost absolute power, he never abused it, except on the side of mercy".
“You see these dictators on their pedestals, surrounded by the bayonets of their soldiers and the truncheons of their police ... yet in their hearts there is unspoken fear. They are afraid of words and thoughts: words spoken abroad, thoughts stirring at home -- all the more powerful because forbidden -- terrify them. A little mouse of thought appears in the room, and even the mightiest potentates are thrown into panic.”
"You don't have free will. You have the appearance of free will.”
“There's a war out there, old friend. A world war. And it's not about who's got the most bullets. It's about who controls the information. What we see and hear, how we work, what we think... it's all about the information!”
***SMILE, BE HAPPY***
A man called Simon goes on Stars in their eyes & Mathew Kelly notices he's in a wheelchair.
Mathew asks, what happened ?
I was in a car crash with my Uncle. He died & I had to have my legs amputated. But they saved my uncle's legs & grafted them onto me, in six months time I will be able to walk again.
That's amazing say's Mathew. Who are you going to be for us tonight then ?
Tonight Mathew I'm going to be,
Simon & Half Uncle.
I only ride 'em, I don't know what makes 'em work
Had a really encouraging first day as a sound engineer, I got amazing feedback.
Which main London railway terminus is used by Billingsgate to send out lobsters and crabs to the provinces ?
King's Crustacean.
I spent all day Sunday sending distress calls and really developed a flare for it.
Conjunctivitis.com really is a site for sore eyes.
I've just got myself a new dry-wipe white board. It really is remarkable !
What would happen if the Universe exploded ?
No matter.