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    Quote Originally Posted by Alex_UK View Post
    That's the one I went to, and there was a baguette in a cage. The keeper told me it was bread in captivity.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mr sneff View Post
    Good one... Is there a camera in my house? Lol
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    +1 Good one!
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    Boom

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    David Beckham gets into a taxi and he sees the driver looking at him in the rear view mirror.....

    OK give us a clue mate, he says

    Beckham says I had a glittering career at Manchester United, I married a Spice Girl and got over 100 caps playing football for England, is that enough?

    Driver says....No you thick cunt... where to?
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    Love is blind

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    Q/ What do you call a Canadian popstar with a small penis?
    A/ Justin Beaver
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alex_UK View Post
    Q/ What do you call a Canadian popstar with a small penis?
    A/ Justin Beaver
    very good....I like short jokes...
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    Sounds about right

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