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    Never mind about organic food at my age I need all the preservatives I can get.

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    The saying "so hungry I could eat a horse" has added meaning when you add "and chase the jockey too"

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    Every Friday I do a work newsletter that goes out to all colleagues and has a "Friday Funny" in it - I have a bit of a reputation for passing on some real groaners this week's for example...

    I ate at Mary Poppins restaurant the other night. Super cauliflower cheese but the lobster was atrocious.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Light Dependant Resistor View Post
    The saying "so hungry I could eat a horse" has added meaning when you add "and chase the jockey too"
    In a similar vein...He could eat 2 more tatties than a pig....and then eat the pig...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alex_UK View Post
    That's not a Dinosaur...but it will make Dyna sore
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    Quote Originally Posted by mad-moon View Post
    That's not a Dinosaur...but it will make Dyna sore


    Dongosaurus? Dildodactyl? Knoberatops? Can't find it in my i-spy book!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alex_UK View Post


    Dongosaurus? Dildodactyl? Knoberatops? Can't find it in my i-spy book!
    could it be a fuctalotopuss?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alex_UK View Post
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