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  1. #1601
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    I'm David.

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  3. #1603
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    I'm openingabottleofwine.

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    Yes - simply brilliant. The librarian certainly knows their books.
    Barry

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    I'm Geoff.

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    Clever.
    It is impossible for anything digital to sound analogue, because it isn't analogue!

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    Works better if the image is smaller......

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    Haha - I took me a moment or two before I got it.
    Barry

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    Join Date: Feb 2013

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    I'm Grant.

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    I'm no use at optical illusions. All I see is cats
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    Grant .... ؠ ......Don't be such a big girl's blouse

    I've said it before and I'll say it again: democracy simply-doesn't-work
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    Oh my god! There's nothing wrong with the bidet is there?

    “Nothing discloses real character like the use of power. It is easy for the weak to be gentle. Most people can bear adversity. But if you wish to know what a man really is, give him power. This is the supreme test. It is the glory of Lincoln that, having almost absolute power, he never abused it, except on the side of mercy".

    “You see these dictators on their pedestals, surrounded by the bayonets of their soldiers and the truncheons of their police ... yet in their hearts there is unspoken fear. They are afraid of words and thoughts: words spoken abroad, thoughts stirring at home -- all the more powerful because forbidden -- terrify them. A little mouse of thought appears in the room, and even the mightiest potentates are thrown into panic.”

    "You don't have free will. You have the appearance of free will.”

    “There's a war out there, old friend. A world war. And it's not about who's got the most bullets. It's about who controls the information. What we see and hear, how we work, what we think... it's all about the information!”


    ***SMILE, BE HAPPY***

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    Quote Originally Posted by mr sneff View Post
    Excellent !!!! Is that Marco's Mrs ?
    I only ride 'em, I don't know what makes 'em work

  10. #1610
    Join Date: Oct 2012

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    I'm Alan.

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    Love it, at least it has a decent size speaker!

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