Your jokes are getting longer by the minute Dominic, I've seen shorter turns at the Apollo !. Fair play for your persistence though.
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Your jokes are getting longer by the minute Dominic, I've seen shorter turns at the Apollo !. Fair play for your persistence though.
I particularly liked the one about the old lady with a bad tooth!
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I want to tell you a little about myself. I'm a shy and secretive person. That's it really.
I'm so lazy I bought a smoke alarm with a snooze button.
The librarian said to me "Your trousers are too long. I'm going to cut off the bottoms and keep them here". I said "Well that's a turn up for the books".
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I decided to sell my old vacuum cleaner. Well it was just gathering dust.
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There were two bulls standing together in a field, a young bull and an old bull.
The young bull says "Why don't we run down this here field, jump over the fence and do a few cows over in the next field?"
The old bull replies "Nah, let's take a stroll over to the gate, open the gate, walk through to the cow's field and we'll do ALL of them"
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I'm Dominic.
These two gags appeared on BBC before the PC brigade killed them so they will never be repeated.
The scene is a Jo'burg suburb with neighbours having a conversation over a fence:
"Hey, Pik"
"Yeah, wotcha want?"
"Can I borrow your lawn mower mate?"
"Why?"
"Mine's in prison again".
A Smith and Jones classic:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOXIVtf1JbQ
I posted these up because my sister in law is South African and her jokes and accents just fold me up. No offence intended.
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Jokes are often a reflection of life taken to an absurd degree, but can only work if there is some truth to it. Personally I'll laugh at anything that's funny, pc or otherwise!
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