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  1. #1521
    Join Date: Jan 2020

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ian7633 View Post
    n n n n not yet not yet

  2. #1522
    Join Date: Jul 2014

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    My lesbian neighbours recently asked me to help them conceive a child. They

    said they didn't mind doing it the old fashioned way as they were both very

    liberal minded. Anyway, we've been trying for 6 months now and I'm

    wondering if I should tell them I had the snip last year?
    I only ride 'em, I don't know what makes 'em work

  3. #1523
    Join Date: Jul 2014

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    I was driving to work today and saw a woman driving down the road with her

    hazard lights on...

    At least she's honest
    I only ride 'em, I don't know what makes 'em work

  4. #1524
    Join Date: Jan 2008

    Location: Wrexham, North Wales, UK

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    I'm AudioAl'sArbiterForPISHANTO.

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    Marco.
    Main System

    Turntable: Heavily-modified Technics SL-1210MK5G [Mike New bearing/ETP platter/Paul Hynes SR7 PSU & reg mods]. Funk Firm APM Achromat/Nagaoka GL-601 Crystal Record Weight/Isonoe feet & boots/Ortofon RS-212D/Denon DL-103GL in Denon PCL-300 headshell with Funk Firm Houdini/Kondo SL-115 pure-silver cartridge leads.

    Paul Hynes MC head amp/SR5 PSU. Also modded Lentek head amp/Denon AU-310 SUT.

    Other Cartridges: Nippon Columbia (NOS 1987) Denon DL-103. USA-made Shure SC35C with NOS stylus. Goldring G820 with NOS stylus. Shure M55E with NOS stylus.

    CD Player: Audiocom-modified Sony X-777ES/DAS-R1 DAC.

    Tape Deck: Tandberg TCD 310, fully restored and recalibrated as new, by RDE, plus upgraded with heads from the TCD-420a. Also with matching TM4 Norway microphones.

    Preamps: Heavily-modified Croft Charisma-X. LDR Stereo Coffee. Power Amps: Tube Distinctions Copper Amp fitted with Tungsol KT-150s. Quad 306.

    Cables & Sundries: Mark Grant HDX1 interconnects and digital coaxial cable, plus Mark Grant 6mm UP-LCOFC Van Damme speaker cable. MCRU 'Ultimate' mains leads. Lehmann clone headphone amp with vintage Koss PRO-4AAA headphones.

    Tube Distinctions digital noise filter. VPI HW16.5 record cleaning machine.

    Speakers: Tannoy 15MGs in Lockwood cabinets with modified crossovers. 1967 Celestion Ditton 15.


    Protect your HUMAN RIGHTS and REFUSE ANY *MANDATORY* VACCINE FOR COVID-19!

    Also **SAY NO** to unjust 'vaccine passports' or certificates, which are totally incompatible with a FREE society!!!


  5. #1525
    Join Date: Jul 2014

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    The wife just shouted from upstairs 'do you ever get shooting pains across your body like someones got a Voodoo doll of you and they keep stabbing it?'

    All concerned I shouted up 'no'.

    She replied 'how about now?'............

    I only ride 'em, I don't know what makes 'em work

  6. #1526
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    I'm Andre.

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  7. #1527
    Join Date: Nov 2010

    Location: Sheffield/Peak District. UK

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    I'm Richard.

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    One of our neighbours got taken to hospital last night with corona virus and they’ve put him on one of those Dyson ventilators... he’s picking up nicely…
    My Gear:
    Source component/s:
    Cambridge CXC Cd player; Inspire Apollo deck + Roksan Nima arm + Ortofon 2M Black; Denon TU-580RD tuner; Logitech Squeezebox Touch. Rpi with Volumio. RME DAC.

    Amplification: WD KEL84+ valve amp; Rega Brio, Quad 306 (DADA modded, - in reserve)). Trichord Dino2 & Dino+ PS;

    Wiim mini, Wiim Pro, Wiim ProPlus streamers

    Loudspeakers:
    Living Voice Auditorium IBX-R2.
    Q Acoustics 2010 in the 'study'.

    Cables/stands: Chords; Van Dammes 4mm

    Any other hi-fi bits:
    Apple MacMini Pro; Senn HD598, 467,
    Linear PSs for Rpi and DAC. Pure mains conditioning.

  8. #1528
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    I'm David.

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  9. #1529
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    What is the difference between a prozzy & a drug dealer?

    A prozzy can wash her crack & re-use it.

  10. #1530
    Join Date: Jan 2020

    Location: South Yorkshire

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    I'm Andre.

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