'e' by gum, I think there is one too many in there.
'e' by gum, I think there is one too many in there.
Location: Portsmouth, UK
Posts: 503
I'm Steve.
Maybe he was bad at spelling too, I dunno, I just tell em...
How about some really stupid ones?
My mute pigeon struggled to tell me that he tried to overthrow the government. It was an attempted coo.
I've just bought the personalized number plate BAA BAA for my black jeep.
Sometimes I wake up grumpy. But other times I let her sleep in.
Location: Portsmouth, UK
Posts: 503
I'm Steve.
Here's one I really like:
A man goes into a library. He asks the librarian where the books about paranoia are. She says: "They are behind you!"
I don't know many jokes about Covid-19. But we need some. Anybody?
Location: Portsmouth, UK
Posts: 503
I'm Steve.
You want me to use Google?
I am a Linux man. Wouldn't touch it with a bargepole.
A Roman Catholic priest, a Protestant minister and a rabbit walk in to a blood bank. The rabbit says: I think I am a type O.
Now tell me a joke about the Germ.
They laughed at him and called him names, so he killed them. He killed them all.
“Music has always been a matter of energy to me, a question of fuel. Sentimental people call it inspiration, but what they really mean is fuel. I have always needed fuel. I am a serious consumer. On some nights I still believe that a car with the gas needle on empty can run about fifty more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio”
Hunter S Thompson
“Music has always been a matter of energy to me, a question of fuel. Sentimental people call it inspiration, but what they really mean is fuel. I have always needed fuel. I am a serious consumer. On some nights I still believe that a car with the gas needle on empty can run about fifty more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio”
Hunter S Thompson
They bungled the name of the pub.
It is impossible for anything digital to sound analogue, because it isn't analogue!
“Music has always been a matter of energy to me, a question of fuel. Sentimental people call it inspiration, but what they really mean is fuel. I have always needed fuel. I am a serious consumer. On some nights I still believe that a car with the gas needle on empty can run about fifty more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio”
Hunter S Thompson