Doctor, I've been thinking I may be a moth for some time now.
Really? So what made you call in to see me today?
Oh, I saw the light at the window.......
Doctor, I get a pain in my eye when I drink coffee.
Have you tried taking the spoon out of the cup?
Doctor, doctor, some days I feel like a marquee, and others I feel like a wigwam.
Yes, I can see you are two tents