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  1. #1261
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    This may have been posted before, but it still gives me a chuckle!

    Russell

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    That would strike a chord with my neighbours.
    I just dropped in, to see what condition my condition was in

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    Har Har

    “Music has always been a matter of energy to me, a question of fuel. Sentimental people call it inspiration, but what they really mean is fuel. I have always needed fuel. I am a serious consumer. On some nights I still believe that a car with the gas needle on empty can run about fifty more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio”

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    He he, that's amusing.

    Maybe they could design it to not look like a garbage can

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    Quote Originally Posted by Firebottle View Post
    He he, that's amusing.

    Maybe they could design it to not look like a garbage can
    Perhaps they could restyle it to it look something like this?


  6. #1266
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    Quote Originally Posted by walpurgis View Post
    Perhaps they could restyle it to it look something like this?

    Someone already has:



    (though I believe they are obtainable in other colours.)
    Last edited by Barry; 11-10-2018 at 17:27. Reason: Addition
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    What's brass and sounds like Tom Jones?

    Trombones
    One of these days... I'm going to cut you into little pieces.

  9. #1269
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    What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

    A carrot
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    What's brown and sticky?

    A stick
    I just dropped in, to see what condition my condition was in

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    T'other system:
    Echo Dot, Amptastic Mini One,Arcam A75 integrated, Celestion 5's, BK XLS-200 DF

    A/V:
    LG 55" OLED, Panasonic Blu Ray, Sony a/v amp, MA Radius speakers, REL Storm sub

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