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    Quote Originally Posted by mad-moon View Post
    who is Their?? Is that a French name?
    No, it's a homophone for "They're", as in "They are the idiot", in reference to the post by Geoff (walpurgis).
    Barry

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    Engineers: fixing problems you didn't know you had in ways you don't understand.

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    Physical comedy is special IMO. Works in all languages. "Dinner for One".

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORvvK47EZqw

    A bit of a spoiler here: https://getpocket.com/explore/item/h...b-global-en-GB

    This obscure 1963 show has become a Euro classic. Achingly funny.

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    Man rushes into a dentist shouting "Help me, I'm a moth, I'm a moth"

    Dentist tells him "I'm a dentist! Why come in here?"



    Man replies "The light was on"

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    It's hard to find jokes about the current germ.

    Severely unfunny.

    But we have lots of jokes about previous ones.

    Police have advised house-owners to be on the lookout for a dangerous local burglar.

    Witnesses describe him as resembling a 6 foot cockroach:

    "There's a bit of a nasty bug going about."


    My mum always liked this one:

    It's not the cough that carries you off, but the coffin they carry you off in!

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    I went to a porn stars reunion yesterday...

    It was nice to come across old faces again!
    I only ride 'em, I don't know what makes 'em work

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