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    Quote Originally Posted by walpurgis View Post
    Where can I get one of these made?



    Looks like a starter for a flux capacitor
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    Right first time Al.
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    "G'day mate, Aussie Helpline...What's the problem cobber?"

    "I'm in Darwin with my sheila and she's been stung on the minge by a wasp, and now her pussy has completely closed up."

    "Bummer mate!"

    "Thanks mate, I hadn't thought of that,

    Bye."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alex_UK View Post


    Dongosaurus? Dildodactyl? Knoberatops? Can't find it in my i-spy book!
    It's obviously a Gigaphallosaurous.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ian7633 View Post
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    I once took the kids to this zoo, but they had NO animals, just this funny looking little dog. It was a Shih Tzu.

    Works better spoken than written.
    I just dropped in, to see what condition my condition was in

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pigmy Pony View Post
    I once took the kids to this zoo, but they had NO animals, just this funny looking little dog. It was a Shih Tzu.
    That's the one I went to, and there was a baguette in a cage. The keeper told me it was bread in captivity.
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