Slapper with a deformed arse IMHO, jeez I don't see this bum lift craze doing any favours for all the air heads about.
Slapper with a deformed arse IMHO, jeez I don't see this bum lift craze doing any favours for all the air heads about.
Location: North Lincs
Posts: 193
I'm Keith.
Good ones Mike
In my affluent youth I had a pair of trousers made entirely from spiders' silk. Couldn't wear them because the flies kept getting stuck.
After concerned Devon locals had contacted the police, it was discovered why two grave-diggers had been wandering around Totnes cemetery for so many hours. They'd simply lost the plot.
A sigh of relief was heard by fellow workers in a Leeds upholstery factory after they'd heard that their colleague, who'd earlier fallen into an industrial machine, was now fully recovered.
Location: South East Cornwall
Posts: 322
I'm Dominic.
I was waiting to see the doctor in the waiting room and a young woman came in and said "Hiya Dom, what you in here for" I said "It's my cock".
My next door neighbour came in and he said "Hello Dom, what's your problem mate?" I said "It's my cock".
Wife's best friend walks in and says "Wotcha Dom, didn't expect to see you here, what's up? I said "It's my cock".
The receptionist comes over to me and says "Could you please stop telling everyone you are seeing the doctor about your cock, it's not very nice telling people that. Could you please refer to it as your elbow instead!"
My mate from work walks in and says "Hi Dom, what you in here for?" I said "It's my elbow". He then says "What's wrong with it?" I said "I have real trouble pissing out of it".
Last time I went to the doctor's the waiting room was really crowded, so the only place I could sit down was next to a heavily pregnant young woman. After 20 minutes I thought I would try to make some small talk with this young woman to help pass the time. I said to said to her "What are you hoping for?" She replied "It's me husband's".
CD player = Marantz CD6006
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TAD CD / DAC / Pre, Technics 1210, MCRU PSU, Mike New Bearing & Platter, Stillpoints LP1 weight, Speedy Steve Ebony armboard, Fidelity Research FR64FX arm, Ortofon SPU. Aurorasound VIDA Phono Pre Amp, TAD Power Amp, TAD E1 speakers. Coherent RTZ 3 Grounding box, Coherent grounding cables, Creaktiv racks. Coherent Mains Cables. SR Blue Fuse. Interconnects : Coherent and Yannis 223.5 Connect Litz. Coherent speaker cable. Audio Magic Transcendence Conditioner. Coherent mains socket. Mains Filters : , PS Audio Harvesters, Russ Andrews Purifiers, Tacima, Vertex. Black Ravioli and RDC supports. Electric Beach S1NX platforms for TAD CD and Technics. Ferrite chokes everywhere except the above. Ears, brain
Mike
I bought the new "Best of Prince" CD last night. It cost me £20 but I partied like it was £19.99
Engineers: fixing problems you didn't know you had in ways you don't understand.
Local band did a gig on an improvised stage in the market square. It collapsed half way through, causing cancellation and a few minor injuries. The manager said it was simply a stage that new bands go through.
A prisoner complained about his freezing cell from the draughts at his window so the warder put another bar on.
I had a long discussion with fellow writers about literature's past, present and future. It was a tense debate !
Location: Dagenham Essex
Posts: 11,215
I'm Allen.
Location: Manchester
Posts: 359
I'm John.