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    Quote Originally Posted by struth View Post
    she was fairly going through the the queue... thats about 17 an hr
    At £0.20 per client, a taking of £40.20 represents 201 clients.
    Assuming she was 'working' for 10 hours (without a break!), then this 600 minutes implies she only spent just under 3 minutes with each.

    Satisfaction guaranteed?
    Barry

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barry View Post
    At £0.20 per client, a taking of £40.20 represents 201 clients.
    Assuming she was 'working' for 10 hours (without a break!), then this 600 minutes implies she only spent just under 3 minutes with each.

    Satisfaction guaranteed?
    Not necessarily. These particular public toilets have a coin-operated turnstile, and I'm guessing a lot of the "clients" left immediately and didn't hang around for a refund.

    The pimp must have been really disappointed to find that some of the money was the toilet attendant's cut.
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    You seem to know a lot about these things.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Barry View Post
    You seem to know a lot about these things.
    Everyone in Chorley knows about these things, including Mrs. P who found the turnstile receipt in my work pants pocket
    I just dropped in, to see what condition my condition was in

    T/T: Inspire Monarch, X200 tonearm, Ortofon Quintet Blue. Phono: Project Tube Box CD: Marantz CD6006 (UK Edition); Amp: Musical Fidelity A5 Integrated.
    Speakers: Zu Omen Def, REL T9i subwoofer. Cables: Atlas Equator interconnects, Atlas Hyper 3.0 speaker cables

    T'other system:
    Echo Dot, Amptastic Mini One,Arcam A75 integrated, Celestion 5's, BK XLS-200 DF

    A/V:
    LG 55" OLED, Panasonic Blu Ray, Sony a/v amp, MA Radius speakers, REL Storm sub

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