My System:
Amplification - Sansui AU-alpha 707 DR
Turntable - Technics SP10 MK2-Technics EPA-250 Tonearm-Yannis Tome 423.5Plus tonearm cable-Eichmann KLEI Absolute Harmony plugs.
Ortofon Cadenza Black moving coil cartridge-Fritz Gyger S re-tip. Panzerholz plinth.
CDP - Pioneer PD-91
Speakers - Spendor D7 on Soundcare SuperSpikes
QED Silver Spiral speaker cable-airloc banana plugs
Mains - Ultra Pure silver plated un-switched socket-Missing link EPS 500 silver plated plugs-Hi-Fi Tuning gold plated silver ceramic 13 amp fuses
Turntable
Toshiba SR-370/Mission 774/Van Damme cable with MS Starline plugs/Ortofon Quintet Black
CD
Cambridge CXC transport/modified Musical Fidelity X-DAC/modified Musical Fidelity X-10 V3 tube buffer
Network Player
Cambridge NP30
Amplifier
Denon HA-500 head amp/Nakamichi CA-5E pre-amp/Chinese passive RVC/Proton AA-1150 DMC power amp
Speakers
Mordaunt Short Signifer on original factory stands
Cables
Mogami with Rean Neutrik plugs/NVA LS5
Headphones
Sennheiser HD600/Sennheiser HD650/Koss Pro4 AA
Latest royal news - Prince Charles is self-isolating in Scotland with Covid-19. Prince Andrew is self-isolating at Windsor with Jennifer - 16.
Engineers: fixing problems you didn't know you had in ways you don't understand.
Just caught an absolutely disgusting pervert on the bus watching porn over my shoulder!
I only ride 'em, I don't know what makes 'em work
My wife blocked me on Facebook because I post too many bird puns...
Well, toucan play at that game!
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My girlfriend says she's leaving me because of my obsession with KitKats...
I suggested we have a break!
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I called the doctor. "My wife is going into labour! What should I do?"
"Is this her first child?" he asked.
"No, this is her husband!
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I'm not saying I'm concerned about catching Covid-19 but I did my 20 mins
walk via Google Earth street view today...
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I only ride 'em, I don't know what makes 'em work
An Irishman's first drink with his son:
While reading an article last night about fathers and the sons, memories came flooding back to the time I took me son out for his first pint.
Off we went to our local pub only two blocks from the cottage.
I got him a Guinness. He didn't like it, so I drank it.
Then I got him a Kilkenny's, he didn't like that either, so I drank it. Finally, I thought he might like some Harp Lager?
He didn't. I drank it.
I thought maybe he'd like whisky better than beer so we tried a Jameson's; nope!
In desperation, I had him try that rare Redbreast, Ireland's finest whisky.
He wouldn't even smell it.
What could I do but drink it!
By the time I realized he just didn't like to drink, I was so s**t-faced I could hardly push his stroller back home!!!
I only ride 'em, I don't know what makes 'em work
Mick says to Paddy: "Close your curtains the next time you're shagging your wife. The whole street was watching and laughing at you yesterday."
Paddy says: "Well the joke's on them stupid idiots, because I wasn't even home yesterday."
I only ride 'em, I don't know what makes 'em work
Irish Confession
I went into the confessional box after many years of being away from the Catholic Church.
Inside I found a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On one wall, there was a row of decanters with fine Irish whiskey and Waterford crystal glasses.
On the other wall was a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates.
When the priest came in, I said to him,"Father, forgive me, for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession, but I must first admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be."
He replied, "You moron, you're on my side."
I only ride 'em, I don't know what makes 'em work
I went out on a date with a dentist many years ago.
At the end of the evening she said she would like to see me again in 6 months time!
I only ride 'em, I don't know what makes 'em work
Diane Abbott to take the Corona Virus test................but only if there are no maths questions.
I only ride 'em, I don't know what makes 'em work