I said to the missus last night, "Here, put this nurses outfit on."
"Ooh," she said seductively. "Why is that?"
I said, "We need a loaf!"
I said to the missus last night, "Here, put this nurses outfit on."
"Ooh," she said seductively. "Why is that?"
I said, "We need a loaf!"
I only ride 'em, I don't know what makes 'em work
I told my mate that I got fired for downloading porn at work and causing everything to crash.
"That's a bit harsh," he said.
"They don't mess around at Air Traffic Control!" I replied.
I only ride 'em, I don't know what makes 'em work
Last night at the strip club the ugliest woman I've ever seen dances up to me and says, "Hey handsome, what would you like me to take off first?"
I said, "My glasses!"
I only ride 'em, I don't know what makes 'em work
For some inexplicable reason, an advert for this book popped up whilst I was looking for something on Google:
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Barry
know a few of them
Even Batman is Social Distancing
Turntable
Toshiba SR-370/Mission 774/Van Damme cable with MS Starline plugs/Ortofon Quintet Black
CD
Cambridge CXC transport/modified Musical Fidelity X-DAC/modified Musical Fidelity X-10 V3 tube buffer
Network Player
Cambridge NP30
Amplifier
Denon HA-500 head amp/Nakamichi CA-5E pre-amp/Chinese passive RVC/Proton AA-1150 DMC power amp
Speakers
Mordaunt Short Signifer on original factory stands
Cables
Mogami with Rean Neutrik plugs/NVA LS5
Headphones
Sennheiser HD600/Sennheiser HD650/Koss Pro4 AA
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Im suprised no one made a thing out of Paul Hardcastle '19'