Unfortunately yes I do, that name didn't exactly make my life in a junior school oodles of fun!
I guess if he'd been any good it would have been OK, but he was, as you quite rightly say, utter sh**te.
He was crap alright - but then so too was Wild Man Fisher; The Legendary Stardust Cowboy; John Ottaway; Marc Bolan; Ian Hunter; Colin Blunstone , and many more .....