Snot!

[greenhomeelectronics]

I recommend a chili enema. It won't cure it but it will take your mind off it.

[Mike]

F'kin hot curry is the key fellas. Basically fresh ginger, garlic and chilli are the silver bullets here. The best hit though is chicken soup adulterated with lots of fresh garlic and chilli, enough to make yer eyes water, and wash it down with ginger (grated) with honey and lemon juice in hot water. a good few times a day, then down a few pints of the black stuff to ensure a good nights sleep. It works!

MMMmmmmm....silver bullets! Yummy!

I'm a demon chef when it comes to curry, definitely the way to go. Sadly, SWMBO has inexplicably banned me from such delights until the weekend

[Mike]

I recommend a chili enema. It won't cure it but it will take your mind off it.

Nah, s'alright, I'll pass thanks.

But feel free to administer one to M'dame Dominatrix!

[scoobs]

MMMmmmmm....silver bullets! Yummy!

I'm a demon chef when it comes to curry, definitely the way to go. Sadly, SWMBO has inexplicably banned me from such delights until the weekend

Curry is my specialty too, had the nickname curry monsta in Uni!
I cant believe SWMBO has sanctioned your curry to weekends..I would take none of that nonsense!

[Vinyl Grinder]

Curry is my specialty too, had the nickname curry monsta in Uni!
I cant believe SWMBO has sanctioned your curry to weekends..I would take none of that nonsense!

Love my Chineese too much for a curry..I've been walking around all day with bog roll stuffed up each nostril trying to stop the leaks, looks like i've just had a nose job.

[scoobs]

Oh dear - stuffed nostrils. Dont you hate it when you wannt to sneeze and you cant, you pull the stoopid face and it comes to nothing!
I never know what I want at a chinese and always end up buying the wrong thing and wanting someone else's.

[greenhomeelectronics]

Thanks shian7, I followed your suggestion re Mz dominatrix. The doctor reckons the bruizing in my nether regions should go down soon but the scars are probably permanent. Last time IO take your advice :-)

[Mike]

Thanks shian7, I followed your suggestion re MS dominatrix. The doctor reckons the bruising in my nether regions should go down soon but the scars are probably permanent. Last time IO take your advice :-)

Oh no!.... you didn't call her a 'MS' did you?

Thats the last way you should address a dominatrix!.... Your 'nether regions' are fair game in those circumstances!

[Marco]

Hehehehe... Now this is my kind of 'thread drift'!

Marco.

[Mike]

Oh dear - stuffed nostrils. Don't you hate it when you want to sneeze and you cant, you pull the stoopid face and it comes to nothing!
I never know what I want at a chinese and always end up buying the wrong thing and wanting someone else's.

I drove up my street on the way home and sneezed. I had 'candles' hanging out of my nose and could see people pointing and looking (justifiably) disgusted! Oh the shame.

Colds are crap!, you're not really ill, but you still feel like you're dying!