for optimal recycling
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for optimal recycling
squash it flat
rendering it useless
A rough ride
to audio-sonic heaven
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A new Jerusalem
Anyway, Sophie entered
making Grandad dribble
over his trouble
stifling a stiffy
instead it-was whiffy
stagnant-wankfroth under foreskin
discovered by Matron
during intimate bed-bath
Stops bed sores
bandage it tightly
just like Mummy
needs an orgasm
Orgasmatron to rescue
some dexterous fingers...
69, takes-some licking
especially the flake
Plenty milky coffee
and frothy man's-milk
from man tits
does not exist
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Loch Ness Monster
Nessie is real
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inside my trousers
said mr pants
to Mrs Knickers
crap out-of window
rip it off
Ooh err Mrs! [emoji849]
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war effort poo
like mammoth cow-pat
will feed street
for many years
and grow tatties
in her tights
two big lumps
for her feet
On her chest
Vibrating like tits
vibrator in mouth
instead of cock
loosens the teeth
Fillings fall out
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over absolutely nothing
an oral 'drilling'