and tiny dicks
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and tiny dicks
and large feet
stinking of cheese
and oaty goodness
with batter bits
crispy little croutons
Burned around da-Edges
Well, singed anyway
from friction burns
Damn nylon carpets
and that pirate's-costume
looks like jimjams
during 'bedroom games'
marital arts expert
sick kung fooey
she likes diced-carrots
black belt pisshead
yellow gusseted longjohns
soaked with wee
baked with beans
onion or two
chopped, fried n'burnt
confess your fetish
to Father Marco
and he will
Rip the pish
fae yer sack
Drink Scotch Mac
taste like cack
how d'you know :)
I tried some :D
smelled like bum
how d'you know? :D
that familiar tang
Fricassee of rat
or maybe poontang
stagnent jobby gas
Polluting the kitchen
flavouring the food
With cheesy bits
Insanity is produced
by political threads
in water beds
puncture her valve
men in sheds
love wanking lots
into plant pots
or pot plants
while wearing hot-pants
sporting a stiffy