Sex starved sailors.
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Sex starved sailors.
pass the vaseline
whilst I lube-up
Assume the position
and prepare for
a royal visit
from King Dong
Wallopers R Us
deep well drilling
Claudette charges a-shilling
For the works
crew are willing
with crenellated molluscs
and cephalopod curry
including pussy-pod Pavlova
a fish-lovers' delight
a baby's brain
soft and milky
firm but yielding
sliced and diced
shaken not stirred
ah, Mr Bond
open your legs...
laser on-the way
centre parting sir?
that'll be lovely
Fancy a wank?
Or a soapy...
'seeing to' with
Claudette's helping hand
, her teasing fingertips
and eager tongue
caressing swollen genitalia
provoking imminent eruptions
witnessed by lolly-pop-ladies
with Polka-dot knickers
stockings and suspenders
stained and dirty
from salacious endeavours
with effeminate Lumberjacks
in pink tutu's
eyeing-up assorted erections
of scaffold towers
to chop down
for penis enlargement
& hernia repairs
with bolt cutters...
and nut tightners
the silly spanners
and willy spinners